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When a pornstar's triple XL dong has a large bend around halfway up the shaft, like a hose with a kink in it. Typically occurs in veteran pornstars who likely suffered an injury while pounding the ass of a she star like a late night home invader.
Dude, your double XL dong points north flacid and east when erect.

Yeah I heard a loud fap followed by a popping sound during the filming of "toot cream: Louisville fucker," but didn't feel any pain considering the numbing surfactant all over my weeng wang.

That's what I call a cinema bend.
by Bigdick420 March 20, 2014

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