Person 2: It was good, while I was downtown I saw that water fountain that used to be on that old show, WKRP
Person 1: Cool, did you bring anything back ?
Person 2: Yeah, while I was there, I met a guy selling stray puppies real cheap, so I bought one.
Person 1: Can I see it ?
Person 2: Sure, It's over here in the yard.
Person 1: Dude, WTF ? That ain't no dog, that's a friggen RAT !
Person 2: SOB - The guy selling them was calling them Cincinnati Puppies, so I thought there were some new breed !