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cimettafucked

When you have 25 essays due the next day but you haven't started any of them.
Person 1: Damn I have so much homework from Pomakov.
Person 2: Yeah but at least you aren't getting cimettafucked.
cimettafucked by cut_low_laa June 11, 2018

Cometta-Kazi 

Pronunciation: \ˈkä-mət-ah-ka-zee\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English comete, from Old English cometa, from Latin, from Greek komētēs

One who, after playing the role of martyr by dramatically falling on the proverbial sword, actually lives through the 'said' episode to complain endlessly and render guilt upon an unsuspecting and sympathetic listener.
Phil was on the brink of blowing his own brains out after his Italian mother, a true Cometta-Kazi, volunteered to have everyone over for Thanksgiving dinner and then bitched and moaned about how much work it would be.
Cometta-Kazi by vincenzoUSA November 23, 2009

Civetta Bolide 

The car thats often used for supercar meshslaps in a game called BeamNG.

Also apparently the only vanilla supercar in the game; fitted with a flat-plane V8, and a pop-up headlights.
Nova: "Damn, that Lamborghini Gallardo mod looks nice."
Cine: "Its a disguised Civetta Bolide."

Baron: "What jbeam does the Ferrari F40 use?"
Jack: "Apparently an unedited bolide jbeam for now."
Civetta Bolide by That Protogen November 13, 2021
The coolest MFFF you’ll ever meet. She is great to date, really goofy, awesome advice giver, smart, cool, sexy asfff, always smells pretty good and loves anyone and everyone. And is also a great attention giver 💯 but don’t get her angry because she will never forget the way you made her feel, and don’t let me forget she can fight and so can her family so don’t even try ittt
Cietta is sooo cool omg
Cietta by C BABYYYY October 16, 2019
The coolest girl you’ll ever meet great to date she already know the vibes. She smart sexy asffff, chilll, goofy, love any and everybody, and just a fun person to be around.
Cietta is soooo seexyyy
Cietta by C BABYYYY October 16, 2019
Someone who loves extremely hard, and cares so much about her true friends. Even if she feels like no one there, she has so many people that believe in her. Cinetta is very independent- no relationship needed. She already has a beautiful relationship with her siblings. If you ever come across a Cinetta, that is God giving you a blessing
Cinetta is so beautiful

I’m so happy Cinetta is in my life
I love Cinetta
cinetta by Cinetta November 23, 2021