To Cif is to moisten ones pants/trousers with excitement
Mate, that sandwich was so nice i nearly Ciffed myself
after i blew my load, she was covered if Cif
That girl needs her pants ciffing
Cum In Face. A sexual act.
Used for example, when describing services offered by escorts.
See also CIM
Can I f@#k
Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??
Looking at greeting cards is EMOTIONAL, and emotion stirs the POT. Card Induced Flatulence hits while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's CIF caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
a faction in the government promoted to destroy all the things in this evil world that promote chubbiness
"o snap the CIF is comming hide that burger!"