Male member of intellectualwhores forums who lost his virginity to a stripper when he got way too drunk. CLAIMS he doesn't remember. Note that he also lost a $1,200 lighter (probably at the club), and had the indecency to tell the bouncer that it was 'worth more than his monthly salary'. It is unexpected that he will ever see that lighter again, but since he is a rich person, he'll just waste money on another. No big deal.
"Hey, did you hear about Cicada?"
"No, what happened?"
"Lost his v-card and $1,200 lighter to a stripper when he got trashed. I don't pity him."
Cicada is a multi-powder, ground from the finest Milo beans from the forests of Bangalore. It is available in all good Supermarkets, Service Stations and Coffee making facilities.more...
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Cicada, due to it's immense popularity has become a cheap addiction of many members of society, with the Cicada Research Development Team (CRDT)TM attempting to increase it's addictive properties but up to 66% in the near future.
Deemed by some as a 'miracle drug', Cicada can:
- increases shoe size for men, and decreases it for women
- attack cellulite
- assists you with getting an erection (males mainly), whilst being a cheaper alternative to viagra
- improves dexterity for quicker sms replies
- reduce Telstra txts to half a cent
- can assist with poker skills, fraud and using clown suits
- reduces heartburn whilst increasing ur attractiveness by 46%
- pumps enough blood to both your head and your penis (males mainly)
- increases ur pickup lines success rate by 134%
- gets red wine out of white shirts, or lipstick
- answers the door to annoying Jehovah’s witnesses for you!
- be used as an alternative f...
An insect who comes out once every 17 years to get some poon-tang. Loud and ugly. Dies shortly after gettin' some.
That horny cicada tried to hump me.
The insect that can produce the worst sound ever. They are however, notorious for being poor flyers.
There are some varietys of the cicada that produce calls only cats and dogs can hear, which is evidenced by the people being unaffected by some of them while a dog howls in pain from hearing it.
a delicious delicacy often violently wasted and killed by rude people, when they could feed the hungry.
very good in brownies ;-)
"do you want a brownie?" "yea sure... mmm this is good! whats in it?" "cicadas..."
an internet message boards legend.
cicada is the pr0n master -- he brings gifts of pr0n for all to the message boards he visits. pr0n0 claus, if you will.