An attractive Asian woman that will force someone in your fantasy baseball league to trade you Chase Utley if you get her to sleep with him.
Look at that chick... she's a total Chutley.
A horrible disease that occurs when ingesting 3 dozen eggs, progressing to 5 dozen eggs. The illness is more common in those named Gaston. Without proper treatment, The Chutley has a mortality rate of nearly 90%
Treatment of The Chutley, or, Chutterson Fever, consists of the infected person bathing in goat urine for 48 hours straight, drinking plenty of Georgi vodka, and being anally penetrated by a cafeteria worker named Gladys, with a (metal) baseball bat. It can be prevented with frequent sexual endeavors and BBQ sauce.
"Charles caught the Chutley, it's really unfortunate. He just got over AIDS."