When one of your mates intentionally gets in the way of your attempt to get with or "churpse" a girl.
Oi brev! I was on that... your some next level churpseburglar!
by Coverdrive123 April 25, 2010
Name given to your mate when they purposely get in the way of your attempt to get with or 'churpse' a girl. Also can be used as churpseburgald to show that the 'churpse burglar' has struck.
Dave is such a churpse burglar. He churpseburgald Ben so bad last night.
by lad7222 April 25, 2010