Top Definition
To pee publicly whilst drunk; pissing schwasted
Guy 1: "Dude, last night Jerry was sooo hammered and he had to piss but the bathroom was locked...so he pissed all over my apartment floor!"

Guy 2: "Damn, Jerry churchwalled all over your apartment? Gross bro"
by brother notorious November 20, 2011

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