Top Definition
A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.
You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?
by Billybobthethird October 03, 2009
8 Words related to Church Boner
That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it
"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015

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