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1.
The act of blundering into a lamppost or any other erect obstacle at a pace whilst engaged in enthusiastic dialogue and therefore not paying attention.
e.g i)

Dude A: 'Oiiizzooiiizzooi, i just chuck stormed it on the way in here!!1!'

Dude B: 'What a douche.'

Dude C: 'What a douche-fag'

e.g ii)

Bill: 'Hey, look at Henry chuck storming over there.'

Harry: 'God, he's such an attention seeking whore.'

Henry: 'Ooooooh stop. I can't breathe.'
by Shmames Schmulluck May 30, 2009