Chuck Sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand Charlies.
When Chuck Sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil's advocate).
Chuck Sheens first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I am your father"
Chuck Sheen knows what your cats are thinking.
Chuck Sheen is TriWinning. He wins here. He wins there. And he wins underwear.
Chuck Sheen can stop a panda in it's tracks with nothing more than an eyelash.
Chuck Sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life.
Chuck Sheen can drive your car from inside a boat.
When you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of Chuck Sheen.
Me: You're not Chuck Sheen. 'Nuff said.