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An Art teacher who tells kids to bring in cum-stained napkins for art projects. Don't ever talk to this sly sneaky mother fucker! Riddle me this, why the fuck would you talk to a bald fagget with a bushy mustache and glasses. This fagget was arrested for touching little boys. He's got 92 charges and a girl aint one. He was even the santa clause for little boys so he could jack off while they sat on his lap. He added little boys on Facebook and talked to them about puberty. He was all over the news for touching little kids left and right.
"Jimmy we have an art project Friday make sure to bring lots of glue." ~Chuck Reilly
by CoolKids March 20, 2013

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