not as cool as bruce willis, and never will be.
wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.
with the power of invincibility
... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA
went on to raise him to urban legend
status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse
kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility
. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia
and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.
Justin Bieber's hero, also known as the person who can roundhouse kick anyone in the face if they don't support Biebs.
RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS MOMENT: Chuck Norris doesn't buy My World because he already has a world of his own.. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't..
An alcoholic drink consisting of one part vodka and two parts red bull. Aptly named because if you drink them all night, you awaken the next morning with your heart pounding and you feel like you took a round house kick to the face.
"I was about to fade last night so I drank a chuck norris or two, but man am I paying for it this morning.
a movie star who for some reason everyone loves for not really any reason besides he does roundhouse kicks.
chuck norris does roundhouse kicks and everyone loves him
Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.
Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.