Guy 2: No, but Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Guy 1: What does that have to do with seeing the movie?
Guy 2: Chuck Norris doesn't have to make sense.
Guy 1: ::Grabs knife and kills Guy 2::
CommonSense: Chuck Norris facts were funny for about a second.
Random Idiot: *Head explodes*
2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.
Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.