Pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.

Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.

A place where I can get some pizza and get molested at the same time

Place:
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.

Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.

2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)

Verb. The act of intentionally giving another person an STD.