A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)
2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."
3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.
Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son
Me: No way!! I actually have a life and I don't want to be suffocating in germy tunnels while being trampled by 3 year olds!!
Random Dude: Oh okay!! Your loss!!
Me: Not really....