AKA 'Dub Step', designed to allow a larger person to feel like they are moving faster than they really are.
A fat persons skinny simulator for dance floors.
On any English dance floor.
Male - Wow, this Chub Step is making me feel young again.
Female - Yeah, I feel like i'm a size 10 right now.
Male - Awesome, shall we go eat some pies?
Female - YES, I thought you'd never ask me.