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Chronamut is, in the kindest possible words, a narcissistic megalomaniac who derives intense sexual pleasure by arguing with people on Internet forums. His usual strategy is to enter a forum, lie in wait for a few weeks while the regulars accept him, and then inform them that he is, in reality, a 12th dimensional half-elven king. When they refuse to bow down to him and point out that he is an egotistical bastard, he not-so-calmly informs them that they are seeing their own over-inflated egos reflected off of his flawless soul.

Warning to the population of the Internet:
If you should encounter Chronamut in your browsing, please tolerate (or even better, ignore) his delusions of grandeur and remove him from any position of power.

Thank you,
The World
ThreeJumps- what is the name of your higher self?

Chronamut- oh, Crai. His full name is Crai'riain, which stands for Crethis Liun, or enlightened archer (a title given to him for his involvement in the Realm Wars). He is the god of adaptability, and the king of an entire civilization in the Neutral Realm. I know many people that have higher selves who serve under him.

ThreeJumps- Fascinating- are they aware of this servitude?

Chronamut (rambling)- His father, Lethi Fedtree Liun of the Hunters of Nibiru bloodline, is the best elven hunter of the elves and his uncle is leader of the elves. His mother was Lady Averi, Lord of the heaven realm Nastros. She was killed by Chronos. Crai was always kinda destined for greatness. Right now, he currently commands about 40% of all the warriors across reality in the upcoming war.

Chronamut (finally paying attention)- yeah, they do. And did you know that Crai is 950 billion years old?
by MalarkeyoftheKings March 31, 2012
 
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Chronamut was the god of dragons and time. According to mythology he was considered a chronicaller, documenting all that transpires, and interfering little with the world. He interferes only when is needed and generally leaving no evidence of his interferance. As a result little is known about him, or his powers. He is depicted as possessing extraordinary long and volumnuous hair the colour of the sea, with a golden crown, angelic wings, and clothes made from various animals, with green eyes and a carefree expression on his face. Occasionaly he is seen with an ornate staff which he uses to channel his will.

Some argue that chronamut is an offspring of chronos - or father time.


In modern times Chronamut is a musician on www.newgrounds.com and an artist on www.deviantart.com. Over the years he has created hundreds of artwork and songs.

since 2003 Chronamut has been submitting music to newgrounds, and has amassed a wide audience and fanbase, and is considered a "celebrity" of sorts. He is best known in the forums as "chron" and tries to use his experience and seniority to help others. Unfortunately this very behaviour is seen as some to make him conceited and egotistical. He can also tend to be unpredictable and possess a strong character, although some say this is part of his charm. Despite what some may se as his "flaws" Chronamut is widely loved in the audio community.

In order to help the audio portal on newgrounds, chronamut has also created an irc channel on QuakeNet called #newgrounds_audio in order to divert some of the unrelated content away from the audio forums that seems to leak in and cause havoc, spamming, and whatnot.

Chronamut is also a strong advocator for gay rights, being of that orientation himself. He has helped many people come to grips with who they are and take the steps needed to accept themselves.

Chronamut's music can be heard at http://chronamut.newgrounds.com/audio, as well as his artwork can be viewed at http://chronamut.deviantart.com/gallery

the name "chronamut" or "chron" has also become universally associated with homosexuality on newgrounds.
user 1: man I'm so fucked

user 2: you will be when chron comes around ;)

Chronamut: that's right! *rapes*

Solus: forgey?

Chronamut: NO FORGEY!
by The_Chaos_Dragon_God April 12, 2009
 
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a douchebag. Enough said.
Anon123 joins chat.

Chronamut- hey there. Welcome to chat!

Anon123- hey, thanks. What's up?

Chronamut- oh, I am just frustrated.

Anon123- why?

Chronamut- I am wondering how many dimensions there are.

Anon123- 10, I think. I saw a Youtube video about it once.

Chronamut- WRONG. THERE ARE 15. CONVERT TO KATHARA OR DRUNVALO MELCHIZEDEK WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
by Anon-1-2-3 March 31, 2012