A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.
DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"

SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"

DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"

SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
by Zafire June 21, 2004

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