ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.
Tool: Doesn't your dad own an influential business/insertothermoneymakingentity?
Retard: Oh yeah. I'll get him to make a call, I'll be 1st IV captain by Tuesday!
Tool: Sweet, lets go light some cigarettes in the botanz with $100 bills