Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.
pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.
You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?
Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.
1. A semi-literate douchebag who ruined his career, and the reputation of the company he represented, by being a prick to a series of customers and “Gabe” of Penny Arcade and PAX fame.
2. The act of being a career ending douche to the wrong person.
3. Solid human waste, excrement.
4. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
2. "Hey Mikey,
We’re not renting a booth at pax east this year , bigger and better shows to be at we got nothing from the show . Oh so you know this guy has sold over 500 thousand dollars of product in Dec and is my main distribution arm landing us in GameStop , fry’s , Myers , Best buy , Activision , MLG , play N trade and a lot more . Were in 6 countries and you’re not going to take my money for a booth that’s a crock I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy . Who are you again ?"
3. "Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big a babies arm!"
4. "Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."