Christian holiday moved to conflict with the time of year when everyone everywhere (and everywhen) celebrates the winter solstice (point of Earth's orbit where, in the northern temperate zones, the sun's zenith slows its southern decent and begins moving north again = another year to live).

2. Hodgepodge of ancient and not-so-ancient rituals, including sacrificing a tree to Mother Nature, celebrating the miracle that got Nicholas his sainthood (reassembling murdered and hacked up child parts in a barrel back into children), and, oh, the birth of Jesus, a jew, and the guy that made 12 of his buddies drink his blood and eat his flesh, before he got executed and came back from the dead. (Can you say "zombie"?)

3. Day that Santa brings new socks and undies. If your bad, you get coal (to keep from freezing) and an orange (for vitamin C to prevent scurvy).
Fucking Christmas. I wanna get drunk.
by danw December 22, 2003

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Christmas is a Pagan holiday. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast.

In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth of Christ. The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. In January, they observed the Kalends of January, which represented the triumph of life over death. This whole season was called Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, the Birthday of the Unconquered Sun. The festival season was marked by much merrymaking.

In 313 AD Emperor Constantine converted the Roman Empire to Christianity so stop it from engulfing itself in civil war. December 25th, a highly spiritual day already, became a prime day for Christianity's savior to be born.
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The Punchline at the end of the Joke.
Could this year get any worse? oh look, It's Christmas
by S. A. Jackson December 25, 2007

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A bad excuse for your family to get together, get drunk and fight. Also a time of year when people spend horrible sums of money on useless crap that will be thrown into the corner until next christmas when it is given to someone else and the cycle begins again!
I'm really looking forward to christmas!
by Ashley December 19, 2003

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1. A holiday for Athiests to spoil themselves with presents from other people, or sit alone at a bar.
2. Celebration of Jesus's birth.
3. Product and commercials.
It's Christmas again.
by Hinoto January 03, 2017

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some day where you get gifts and shit
I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT
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A holiday that used to be about family and friends now became a cluster of marketing, commercialism, Untrue discounts, BS sales, and presents.
Um, what happened to the concept of christmas again?
Me: Merry christmas everybody, we might be together again
"Friend": Naw, i am gonna go and get that new deal thats 25-50 percent off!!
Me: Oh goodness
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the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments
aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family
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