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A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December. You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater - hanging Christmas lights - putting up your Christmas tree - buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.) - cooking a turkey or tofurky - making and drinking spiked egg nog |
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A moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use. I'm getting so sick of hearing about "Christmas in July", please STOP!
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When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course. That customer is being a dick!!! Kasey Christmas in July on this moterfucker! Bone apatite!!
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| 4. | Christmas in July | ||
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A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December. You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater - hanging Christmas lights - putting up your Christmas tree - buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.) - cooking a turkey or tofurky - making and drinking spiked egg nog |
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