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A penis that is thick at the base, and tapers to a point, much like the branches of a Christmas tree.
He should decorate and put a star on top of that Christmas Cock, in honor of the holiday season.
by MissGrumplebottom December 09, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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