J: No Thanks, Christine is way better.
Friend: Yo, have you seen the chick on the cover of latest issue of Glamour?
J: Is it Christine, if not please don't taint my perception of perfection.
*At the Grand Canyon with Christine*
*only takes pictures of Christine*
*At a fine restaurant, food comes*
*Takes a picture of Christine on phone (for fb upload)*
Person 2: overhears *faints*
"no, her name's Vicky."
"oh...then f**k that sh**. let's get outta here and find ourselves some Christines."
"Hell to the yeah."