(1) Grammy Award Winning Pop Singer who arrived on the scene with the at-the time provocative " Genie In A Bottle " in 1999.

(2) One white girl who can seriously sing.

(3)Progressed into a total skank also known as Xtina or XXXtina in 2002 with the release of the "anything you do in private i'll do in public" video "Dirrty". She introduced the world to the world's worst white girl weaves, paint by numbers make-up" and buttless chaps.

(4) Washed off the heavy make-up and fake tan to emerge as a softer, more sophisticated diva with a pension for singing songs from the 70s in 2004.

Also see REVERTED SKANKS
(1)Ugh, I can't stand Kim. She's such a Christina Aguilera. She goes from innocent to trash and back to innocent in the matter of minutes.

(2) Whoa, that drag queen took make-up lessons from Christina Aguilera
by xxgeorgia November 09, 2004
A desperate wannabe who cannot fucking chose a certain style and stick with it. Her music is played over and over and over on the radio until we want to shoot ourselves, she may be able to sing to some people, but I would honestly rather hear an old fucking hag shit in my ear than hear Candy Man one more fucking time!
Christina Aguilera is nothing more than a fucking piece of shit!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007
A dirrrtty ho who looks like a piece of shite. She can sing, but tone it down girl. Do you want to make my ear's bleed? Get that hankercheif of your tits and wipe my bleeding ears!!
Is that a dead skunk on the road?

No its XTINA!!!!
by Me October 21, 2004
A skank who thinks the only road to female empowerment is through sex, an illusion created by men. She thinks being "street" is cool and tries desperately hard to be black with an extremely rediculous tan, and horrible slang speech, however, we are all confused since she claims to embrace her LATIN roots, not her non-existant African ones.

See: hypocrite, wigga, wigger, shigger
Slim Shady, Marhsall Mathers, Bubba Sparx, Vanilla Ice
by CrimsonBlues January 05, 2005
n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.
That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.
by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008
a dirty fat slut, who is also a whore and thinks she can be all black just because she sounds like a black woman.
Person 1: OMG your such a stupid slutfaced whore.

Person 2: Hey did you just call me christina aguilera, because I'm not a stupid ugly fake plastic slut with no life and no talent at all.
by ss1234 August 28, 2008
A woman who used to be famous and popular at her peak in the late 90's but then became irrelevant when she got pregnant and could no longer be able to be a slut (as that is why so many people liked her).

Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad.

Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life.

Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton.
Wow she flopped harder than Christina Aguilera!
by sayithowitis July 14, 2010
Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-

>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.

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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.

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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"

Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"

hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.

Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010

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