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an extremely talented voaclist who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her and oes what she wants. she is often criticized becuase she likes to expiriment with clothes, and sometimes she likes to expiriment with showing skin. She is not allowed to show any sexuality at all becuse she is a woman.
Poor christina Aguilera. Usher can strip onstage, so why can't she show her belly?
by dfsdfsd February 16, 2005
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(n.) - a description for an individual who, while possessing detectable levels of genuine talent and presence, lacks the ability to transcend over other individuals of questionable artistic merit in a specific field of study or art. see Britney Spears, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper
Joni's Powerpoint presentations are always full of interesting facts and statistics that really help educate the supervisors about the corporate strategy, but are always overshadowed by Hank's presentations that are full of limited information, but include loud sounds and colorful slides that swivel around the projector. Poor Joni is the Christina Aguilera of the department.

I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.

Used as a passive verb -

The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
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A very popular singer known for he AMAZING vocal skillz!!!
Christina Aguilera can sing her ass off
by Jemel October 13, 2005
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stupid ass singer that needs to look at herself before dissing other people!
Christina Sucks...she gets dirrrty every second!!
by .brandons-wife. August 23, 2005
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the picture of a weak-willed, untalented ass clown.
Feminist woman who has written definition for Christina Aguilera #1:isn't Christina Aguilera a strong-willed woman???
regular person #1: what the hell are you talking about?
Feminist woman #2:yes she is a strong willed latino woman; more power to her
regular person #1: what the shit are you smoking get away from me
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A desperate wannabe who cannot fucking chose a certain style and stick with it. Her music is played over and over and over on the radio until we want to shoot ourselves, she may be able to sing to some people, but I would honestly rather hear an old fucking hag shit in my ear than hear Candy Man one more fucking time!
Christina Aguilera is nothing more than a fucking piece of shit!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007
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n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.
That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.
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