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A skank who had always been behind the shadow of Legendary Miss Britney Spears. Also called Floptina after flopping with Keeps Flopping Harder: A Decade of Flops, Flopionic and Flopresque. She's the very definition of late 90's "diva" who flopped miserably after 12 years. Just like Flopsica Simpson and Flopdy Moore... But atleast, Jessica is making money with her clothing line and Mandy Moore with Tangled making box-office returns unlike flopresque which cause her producers to sell their studio. She's also widely known of having Flopdas' Touch cause anything she touches turns into flop. Sad but true... Girl A:Christina Aguilera? Who is she?
Girl B: OMG, that flop who thinks she can touch Britney Spears' 100 Million Records sold? OMG, bitch needs to get out of her delusion just like her fans! LMAO!!! Girl A: LOLLOOOLLLOLLOL!!! |
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(1) Grammy Award Winning Pop Singer who arrived on the scene with the at-the time provocative " Genie In A Bottle " in 1999.
(2) One white girl who can seriously sing. (3)Progressed into a total skank also known as Xtina or XXXtina in 2002 with the release of the "anything you do in private i'll do in public" video "Dirrty". She introduced the world to the world's worst white girl weaves, paint by numbers make-up" and buttless chaps. (4) Washed off the heavy make-up and fake tan to emerge as a softer, more sophisticated diva with a pension for singing songs from the 70s in 2004. Also see REVERTED SKANKS (1)Ugh, I can't stand Kim. She's such a Christina Aguilera. She goes from innocent to trash and back to innocent in the matter of minutes.
(2) Whoa, that drag queen took make-up lessons from Christina Aguilera |
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talented singer, comfortable with her body, strong willed woman like none other
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A sexy singer who is TALENTED and can actually SING and has some really good SONGS
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an extremely talented voaclist who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her and oes what she wants. she is often criticized becuase she likes to expiriment with clothes, and sometimes she likes to expiriment with showing skin. She is not allowed to show any sexuality at all becuse she is a woman. Poor christina Aguilera. Usher can strip onstage, so why can't she show her belly?
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Messed up the national anthem at the Superbowl XLV She pulled a Christina Aguilera when she sang at Fenway.
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n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll. That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.
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