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A woman who used to be famous and popular at her peak in the late 90's but then became irrelevant when she got pregnant and could no longer be able to be a slut (as that is why so many people liked her). Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad. Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life. Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton. Wow she flopped harder than Christina Aguilera!
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(1) Grammy Award Winning Pop Singer who arrived on the scene with the at-the time provocative " Genie In A Bottle " in 1999.
(2) One white girl who can seriously sing. (3)Progressed into a total skank also known as Xtina or XXXtina in 2002 with the release of the "anything you do in private i'll do in public" video "Dirrty". She introduced the world to the world's worst white girl weaves, paint by numbers make-up" and buttless chaps. (4) Washed off the heavy make-up and fake tan to emerge as a softer, more sophisticated diva with a pension for singing songs from the 70s in 2004. Also see REVERTED SKANKS (1)Ugh, I can't stand Kim. She's such a Christina Aguilera. She goes from innocent to trash and back to innocent in the matter of minutes.
(2) Whoa, that drag queen took make-up lessons from Christina Aguilera |
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talented singer, comfortable with her body, strong willed woman like none other
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A sexy singer who is TALENTED and can actually SING and has some really good SONGS
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an extremely talented voaclist who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her and oes what she wants. she is often criticized becuase she likes to expiriment with clothes, and sometimes she likes to expiriment with showing skin. She is not allowed to show any sexuality at all becuse she is a woman. Poor christina Aguilera. Usher can strip onstage, so why can't she show her belly?
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Messed up the national anthem at the Superbowl XLV She pulled a Christina Aguilera when she sang at Fenway.
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n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll. That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.
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