Man's worst invention.
It is wrong in almost every way.
It's an invasive religion, that is weak because of the non-believers are supposedly "dangerous".
Christianity is the religion of anti-gay, and has caused 90% of all humans to hate gays.
Christian: "Hey! Jesus Loves Us!"
Good Person: "No! You damn Christian! Get the Fuck out!"
by Nigga2DaResQ June 05, 2010
The Belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I know the bible is true because the bible tells me it's true. Hooray Christianity!
by Matt (exoendo) February 21, 2008
Something antichrists always bring up on forums to bash and offend Christians and demean Christianity and the mods never have a problem with it since they're all antichrists too and and no one ever has any problems with it until some Christian speaks up and says that it's not very cool of them all to be doing that.Then the mods usually get mad at the Christian for making a big deal out of it.Christians almost never bring it up and the rare times they do it's always passive and harmless and completely non-offensive and they still get bashed on by the antichrists and the antichrist mods close the thread too early.But 99.9% of the time it's the antichrists who always bring up the topic of Jesus or the bible or Christianity just to be demeaning assholes about it.
Christianity is on the receiving end of entirely too much bullshit.And it's always the pompous antichrists who are always bringing the topic up time and time again.
by South Park fan December 08, 2005
A communal fantasy land where things will get better as soon as you die, that is as long as you continue to believe what we tell you. Also, we want you to give us 10% of your income. I mean it's not us that wants that... It's God. We're just the messengers.
I can get you a great deal on beach front property in Arizona. If you believe that, you might be a candidate for christianity
by chipnhunter March 26, 2009
Nothing more than a Jewish sect with borrowed pagan holidays that got too popular for its own good.
Christianity has raped and destroyed the cultures of people around the world, and now they're feeling the backlash.

Why are they so surprised?
by ,,, November 14, 2006
A great religion that is either misunderstood by ignorant morons or maligned by malevolent assholes.Sometimes a combination of both.Sometimes in the 'guise' of a believer.
Christianity has been much maligned unfairly ever since those Enlightenment assholes who weren't any better than those Dark Ages assholes.Infact they're the same assholes.
by JESUS IS THE MESSIAH December 05, 2005
What killed 90% of North America's native people.
Christianity is genocide!
Source: 1349 Fan, Mar

That's a damnable lie!

Many of the early Europeans who migrated here and many of our nation's founding fathers were NOT Christians.There were lots of Deists and rationalists and occultists and they were actually very anti-Christian!
Oh well,history has been so twisted and people are so dumb nowdays that they believe the government and reject god.
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