The youngest of the religions to use the same common equation.

Take someone who is supposedly the son of god, he lamb of god,(or one of the many names Jesus christ was given.) Make his birth a virgin birth on December 25. Give him special powers. Add 12 more people to the mix (Disciples, students, hookers). A betrayer who turns on the 'Son Of God'. Crucify him, wait three days for his resurrection and BAM...you get Radical (2492.683) over 9673.

If their are any holidays based around this beings life than take them out with the pleasure of getting to put up a tree for the beings life (any tree will do. Just remember, if it's a Palm tree is it now {Insert Religion Here} Tree.) And painting some form of food with food dye and vinegar. Don't forget the presents.

Christianity - A religion in which plagiarism has been used...for like the hundredth time. It's sad, you think people back two thousand and some odd years ago would have more imagination. The fact that they took the idea from several religions (all of which were based on different religions them self which were in turn based on different religions...etc...) and then made it one of the most respected religions in the world is beyond me.

Why can't I do shit like that for my homework without getting in trouble?
Sinning is a sin
Stealing is a sin
Christianity is a sin...
by MoRPHiNe April 04, 2008
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Person1: I attend a pseudocannibalistic ritual every Sunday.

Person2: You must be a follower of Christianity.

Person1: You are correct.
by anonymous January 15, 2008
Another religion that is based on blind faith and is nothing more than a cult.
"Hey, do you believe in Christianity?"
"Naw man, that's just another one of those cults."
by Mr. Nem October 05, 2006
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Christianity killed more people than Nazism.
by Julka June 07, 2010
The belief that you won't go to an imaginary place unless you believe in an imaginary guy that performed imaginary miracles in an imaginary town.
by Porrtrtra April 27, 2009
a hit comedy series staring god and jesus
jesus: wow god, alot of those people on earth really like us.
god: i know, it's almost like they worship us.
*cue fake laughter*

christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.

by thegreatcornholio March 30, 2008
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