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12.
Music like rock, but centers on praising jesus or god or whoever the hell compels people to write songsof this nature. Starting out like a Bon Jovi ballad, songs from this genre usually tricks listeners into thinking it is regular rock, but halfway through the song the band breaks into prayer. Most listeners feel betrayed by this sudden change in lyrics and change to a different song of a different genre. The rest saw it coming and enjoy listening to it for some reason. If this depicts you, you are either an old person, or are to sheltered to know what good music sounds like.
what a christian rock song may sound like...

"I woke up in the morning
and I got myself some oatmeal
and I put some raisins on it
and
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD"

Mike Birbiglia, The Oatmeal Song
by Advkennedy July 10, 2008
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22.
Sex
Drugs
And
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
god rocker: yeah god is awesome!!!!!


everyone else: shut the fuck up
by angel face November 04, 2004
119 125
 
23.
Christian Rock - Disgusting. I just watched a music video of Pillar. We cannot take the profane and make it Christian just by adding some words that no one can hear anyway. Would they play that way if Jesus was the only one in the audience? I think not! When was the last time you verbally shared the gospel of Jesus Christ with anyone!
I hate Christian Rock
by redeemed March 06, 2007
27 35
 
24.
1. Music that makes you want to burn a church down
2. Music for non threating white boy pussies
I think I will listen to my favorite christian rock album after I wipe my vagina.
by Max December 06, 2003
82 91
 
25.
people modivated by God and their Saviour, Jesus to write&play rock music about God&Jesus.
Have you heard the new Kids In The Way CD? Man, I love christian rock.
by onextruth July 06, 2004
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26.
Music that reaches out to today's mostly younger generation, and enables christians and non-christians to have something in common because they have similar tastes in music. It is labeled rock for its sound, not lyrics (which explains why there is also christian rap, pop, and punk music). It provides an escape from the profane and vulgar lyrics of secular rock music, and emphasizes everyday battles and temptations that we face.
Christian rock bands include Haste the Day, Still Remains, Underoath, Flee the Seen, THOUSAND FOOT KRUTCH, Chasing Victory, Pillar, The Showdown, etc.
by Ashli June 16, 2006
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27.
music that is just as good a scular music but about God
Pillar
pod
swichtfoot
and all good bands
by the buck June 09, 2005
106 123
 
28.
Bands that are Christian, or preach about Christian values. The songs are just like other rock songs, but not with cusses every 6 words and offers good advice in the lyrics. Topics cover Suicide, Terrorism, Bullying, Cutting, Being left out, etc....

Most people do not give Christian music a chance, because they saw South Park and said "ZOMG ROFL TATS GHEY!!1!11FOUR" In reality, Christian rock has a LOT of hit songs and bands, whether you need it to pump you up, mellow you out, or just plain rock with friends.

Most people do not realize it, but many popular bands today are Christian bands.
Examples of Famous Christian Rock bands/singers

P.O.D
Switchfoot
Underoath
Skillet
Red
Hawk Nelson
Lifehouse
Kutless
Thousand Foot Krutch

And many more....
by titansmlb102 February 22, 2008
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