Fans of the best genre of music out there - Deathmetal.

Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).

All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.

(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).

All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.

So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.
Satanist_reject: Haha, good lil' Christian boys, I'm with the antichrist, what you gonna do?

Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker

(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)
by AgeOfVengeance April 04, 2006
Top Definition
Sounds like death metal, but has biblically based lyrics. Makes fans of traditional death metal foam at the mouth and become the judgemental hypocrites they accuse Christians of being.

Uses the music of Satan to defeat his purpose.

Pwns noobs.
"Have you heard the new Becoming the Archetype? They kick ass. Oh wait, they're not talking about eating babies, I can't listen anymore. Dadgum that gosh darned Christian Death Metal."
by dekken February 20, 2007
A funny oxymoron that Christian kids use to go against "The Man" and still be a "good" Christian kid. Ironicly the blasphemy, sexuality and violence of many death metal bands and songs are overlooked in this "genre".
"I went to Hot Topic and got this fuckin' sweet new shirt!"
"Cool, I got this sweet ass new spiked dog collar and this shirt that says, 'Lust is Pimp'!"
"Cool, let's go get ready for church!"
by CypressLB February 23, 2005
Metal that shatters the musical boundaries of what type of music should be associated with what type of belief. Music, after all, is all about self expression.
Me: "Hey dude you should listen to this metal band, Mortal Treason. They sound like freaking Dethklok but they are christian death metal."

Someone else: "Christian...death metal..?!?!" *head explodes*
by Immortal Treason August 21, 2009
Forget gospel and Christian rock — death and black metal would have to be the most appropriate possible genres for a certain brand of Christianity.

Consider the story: a vengeful, jealous deity, bearing strong resemblance to many a bearded Viking god, has a half-human son (without the woman's permission) for the specific purpose of ultimately sacrificing him by means that are both excruciating and bloody.

Whereas the average human sacrifices result in something like better weather for the crops or victory in war, the ironic result of this one is that nearly all of us puny humans, too ignorant or naive to accept this Lovecraftian reality, are condemned to suffer torments inflicted by a band of fallen angels led by none other than Lucifer himself.

How fucking metal can you get? Does Buddhism even approach this?
Christian death metal lyrics in an uninformed imagination:
JESUS BLOOD BLOOD JESUS
BLOOD COMIN OUT HIS EYEBALLS
JESUS SUFFER SUFFER DIE
by Lenoxus May 03, 2009
Death metal with all the metal taken out of it, in order to make it palatable for the faithful, duped masses who think their tyrannical god cares what lyrics somebody else growls into a microphone.

Why believe in a such a petty dickhead of a god? Probably because they're too stupid to actually listen to the lyrics of real death metal and understand why the bands are speaking out against small-minded religious idiots.
Jonboy: Hey, wanna listen to some Mortification? It's Christian Death Metal! They use lyrics which are friendly to God!

Bill-bo: Shut the fuck up, and listen to Bloodbath, that's real metal.
by Air-Zee June 27, 2011
Death Metal for those of us who like to headbang and mosh w/o all of the same profanity...although some will always exist
random kid: a death metal based bible study in your basement? sweet
bible study leader: God + angry neighbors = very good
by Churchie July 14, 2005
Should never exist, a couple of punk-ass kids that think they're cool but still are the boy toy of some priest. Death Metal and any sort of "Religion" what-so-ever should never coincide, it's just cheap ass subliminal messaging, which would anger any non-poser metal crowd.
Jimmy: Oh boy, have you listened to that new cd by <insert Christian Death Metal album here>

Billy: Yeah I love listening to that while my preacher bends me over and spanks me with a bible.
by Awesomesaucetasticsauce. September 22, 2008

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