70% Self-Rightious
55% Facist
75% Idiotic
100% Arrogant
90% Sinners
85% Liars
100% Annoying
90% Hypocrtical
00.01% Nice, true beleivers, and followers of Christ's teachings.

100% Asshole.
(Witness asshole)Why hello there! I am going door to door, harassing other people with my idiotic beleifs, trying to convert you from what YOU think is right!, because Christianity is the only TRUE religioun!!!"

(Unbrainwashed Citizen)Why dont you piss off, and leave people alone, Arn't you guys rich enough, and what do you people need so many donations for, Just go ask god for some money! :-D, btw, You guys self-contradict 90% of what you consider sins, so, FUCK OFF :-> (Slams door)

(Later that day, the Jahova's Witness guy comes home, and after realizing nobody loves him, and his insane cult is dying out, because most of his fellow cultists are insane/murderers/hyopcrites, He took out a shot of Whisky, And decided to take his own life, with his 12. gauge break-down shotgun, he loaded a Slug Shell into the chamber, Put the gun into his mouth, so that the barrel pressed against the back of his throat, pulled the hammer back, and pulled the trigger, His brains were splattered all across his wall, His next door neighbor called 911, shortly after hearing the tremendous noise the shotgun caused, The police arrived shortly after, and began to investigate the scene, Nobody cared.

Also, Suicide is considered a sin in Christianity, so he went to hell, haha, stupid christians.
by William Batley July 11, 2006
Someone who believes in mystic bullshit, and denies all science, despite the overwhelming amount of proof, and the lack of proof of god.

A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person.

Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict.

A bit of evidence to shed some light:

Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians.

They all get cancer.
So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness.

99 of them die.
1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god.
The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know.

Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own.

God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith".

Which is just really fucking stupid.

To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real.
Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do.

He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good.

The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven.

:o

Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does.

Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.
"Hello there. I'm Jesus! I'm a christian ! I love you! I'll forgive your sins if you believe in me! You can always count on me for help! I'm your friend!

But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks!

Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I've also got an amazing saying:
Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me! Jesus! The guy who damns his enemies to hell!

:D"
A boy who is very charming and nice. He is also very cute no matter what. He can make you smile just by seeing his smile or one of the simplist of texts. He is a great friend and if you're lucky enough, you may get t have him as your boyfriend. Any girl who is lucky enough to have him shoud be thankful. He is amazing.
Woah! You're so lucky that Christian asked you out!
by madsexy. July 23, 2011
This is my view on christians:

Someone who is mad at the entire world.
Someone who hopes Jewish people were dead.
Someone who is a total piece of shit.
Someone who doesn't care for anything.
Someone that hates you by the way you look.
The kid who bullied you at school.
The person who votes down on this.
Someone who is a mean person in general.
Wow why does he have to be such a asshole? He's definitely christian.
by Hello1290 June 15, 2009
Christian is one of a kind. Christian is insightful, extremely intelligent, caring, tenacious, and an innovator. Christian's caring heart may make you think that his empathy is endless, but beware, Christian will not be taken advantage of. Christian is a magnet of positive ions and energy that spreads to everyone who will acknowledge this fact. He has amazing dreams and goals that he will surely succeed at and excel. Christian's realism and matter-of-fact attitude may give you the idea that he isn't emotional, although he's a realist, he is capable of extremely deep and profound emotions and is fully secure in his masculinity, so he isn't afraid to show it. Christian's creativity will blow your face off if you ever witness it. Christian's smile will melt even the coldest of hearts, so bright and full of hope and joy. Christian's eyes will show you what it's like to gaze into a sea which is the brightest of greens and the deepest of blues at the same time. Beware- Don't gaze too long, otherwise you may find that you have stripped your clothes off and are standing there naked in the hopes of being ravished by Christian. He's a sexy beast. You will know when you meet Christian, because you'll know you just met an amazing person.

Note- Just because his name is Christian doesn't mean he is a believer in any specific faith.
Is that a sexy beast? Yeah, his name is Christian.
by Naill Ijr June 20, 2011
this is not a definition about the religion this is a guy i know

Christian- quiet, halarious, sincere, shy, cute, funny (doesn't mean the same thing as halarious), cares about you, tells you the truth, really nice
Christian is one of my best friends and he's amazing.
by Christine15 October 01, 2010
Originally people who followed the teachings of Christ and his message of peace and toleration and acceptance of everyone rich or poor, man or woman, or any race. Throughout history some have abused this religion for their own selfish needs, False Prophets lieing to Christians and saying something is God's will when in reality it's their own. In turn this has hurt the religion some and its lost some of its followers. True Chrisitians tolerate everyone and try to teach the gospel of Christ to anyone who wants to learn or follow it. They believe in the Holy Trinity, which consists of God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost being three things while at the same time being one. Sort of like a cube is a cube but at the same time its also squares and also lines put together. True Christians try to help out their fellow man any way possible. Weather that be in the form of donations, food problems, medical help, or just needing a friend.
Mary: "Hey you want to go to the soup kitchen today with me and the other Christians from our church?"

John: "Sure"
by Truespeaker August 15, 2011
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