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1. a number of well-intentioned people who believe in peace, a single omnibenevolent, omnipotent, and omniscient God, and humanity's potential. Such people are often met with derision from non-Christians, who hypocritically associate this form of Christian with definition 2 Christians.

2. a group of people noted for their bigotry, close-mindedness, and hypocrisy. Often noted for using their religion, recent atrocities inflicted by psychopaths, and other tangential references to justify whatever social, political, or economic agenda they favor, e.g. anti-homosexual and anti-video game. Most pretend to be of the other variety of Christian, though empirical data has shown that even the few that do actually believe in the tenants of the religion of Christianity rarely follow them, for whatever reason. Maybe they're jealous of the people they persecute (no, we won't give you a pre-release copy of Halo 4).
1. Mother Theresa's charity work should be a radiant beacon to which Christians and the rest of humanity should aspire.

2. Christian (possibly ex-) attorney Jack Thompson seeks the removal of violent video games from the market by insisting that any and all atrocities that have ever happened or will ever happen are the direct result of people playing too many violent video games. Also, he's stalking me...What? It's true, I swear!
by Galbrept, the Incompetent March 18, 2008
 
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Someone who believes in a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever by symbolically eating his flesh and telepathically telling him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a forbidden tree in a lost garden guarded by angels
if 82% of America believes in this fairy tale as fact, we were doomed from the beginning



thanks Christians for being so blind
by sunclown66 December 19, 2008
 
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A person who believes that Christ is their Savior. Most are kind and polite, but some are complete snobs about it. The latter gets extremely offended when someone has a difference of opinion religiously, but still go around saying everybody else is wrong and that they are going to hell for not having faith. Especially aggressive towards Atheists.
Atheist: I don't believe in God.
Christian 1: I do. That's cool, though.
Christian 2: You're an atheist? FUCK YOU! You're going to hell! Christians have to rule the world!!!11 We should kill all Atheists!!!!1!!
by Daourei October 07, 2008
 
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Normal people, they believe in the teachings of Jesus and God. Like normal people they can be jerks or nice. Christians have been portrayed for the most part as a bunch of science-ignorant homophobics, and yes this is true for many people, it is not the case with every single Christian out there. Anywho, they're normal people, believe in a dead guy's teachings and like normal people screw up time to time.
Some examples of good deads from Christians are Alcoholics Anonymous, orphanages, charities, and hospitals. Some examples of them screwing up include the Spanish Conquisition, the Crusades, and the West-Boro Baptist Church.
by Guy Noir January 20, 2012
 
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Originally people who followed the teachings of Christ and his message of peace and toleration and acceptance of everyone rich or poor, man or woman, or any race. Throughout history some have abused this religion for their own selfish needs, False Prophets lieing to Christians and saying something is God's will when in reality it's their own. In turn this has hurt the religion some and its lost some of its followers. True Chrisitians tolerate everyone and try to teach the gospel of Christ to anyone who wants to learn or follow it. They believe in the Holy Trinity, which consists of God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost being three things while at the same time being one. Sort of like a cube is a cube but at the same time its also squares and also lines put together. True Christians try to help out their fellow man any way possible. Weather that be in the form of donations, food problems, medical help, or just needing a friend.
Mary: "Hey you want to go to the soup kitchen today with me and the other Christians from our church?"

John: "Sure"
by Truespeaker August 15, 2011
 
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A word that has been corrupted. There are very few real christians any more. Most "christians" are either EXTREAMLY judgemental, don't really care about God at all, and just use His name for their own reasons, or go to church on sundays, and bars on saturdays. A wise person once said that Christians are the people who send the most people to hell. Non-christians see "christians" andd say, these people suck. Christians DO suck. I believe in God, I worship Him, but I don't like calling myself a Christian. That word means nothing now.
Non-Christians: Hello, could you tell me about Christ?
Fake Christian: No way, you look like a hobo. Get away from me. COPS!!

Fake Christians (on sunday): Glory to God! We love you! Praise be your name!
Said Fake Christian (On friday): Whoo! Let's go get drunk guys!!

Fake Christian (In public): I love God, he's so wonderful. I love my kids, *gives money to hobo*
Said Fake Christian (at home, with family): Women! Make me a sandwich! (Women doesn't hear, fake christian hits her)

AND FINALLY!!

REAL Christian(Sunday-Saturday): I love God. He's wonderful. *Starts praying, then gives money to hobo*

Gosh. That took forever to type ;) bbuuuuttt thats america.
by Annoyed christian December 30, 2011
 
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A Christian is an individual who has placed their trust in the finished work of Jesus Christ on the cross on their behalf. The significance of this has eternal ramifications due to its supernatural implications.

A Christian is credited with Christ's merits of perfect righteousness, whilst Jesus is credited with the imperfections of lawlessness of the believer; this is called imputation. Christ takes the punishment, the believer inherits reward (Ephesians 1:5-14).

Since the Christian is joined with Jesus' death they are joined with His resurrection which is a new creation (2 Corinthians 5:17), the sin nature put to death and the new nature birthed and grown through sanctification (holiness) onto glorification (Heaven). This is what it means to be born again as Jesus spoke of in John 3:7.

Being Born again is a state of being, a supernatural transfiguration which is known as regeneration (Titus 3:5).

Christians live to bring Glory to God (1 Corinthians 10:31).

Christians understand that the Bible is the primary means of God revealing Himself to the individual and thus the measuring stick to all life's dissensions and actions (John 17:17, 2 Timothy 3:16-17 ).

Christians earnestly await Jesus' return to judge the world in righteousness (Acts 17:31 , Philippians 3:20-21) . Those who reject God's gift and command of reconciliation are condemned to everlasting torment whilst those who submit to His will are exalted with everlasting life (Matthew 25:41,Matthew 23:11-12).
How do you know you are a Christian?
- I have recognized my need for redemption as a result of me breaking the law of God and have received His free gift of reconciliation by grace through faith in the life and work of Jesus Christ the God-man on the cross.

What must I do to become a Christian?
-Repent and believe the Gospel.
by Psalm_51 August 19, 2013