This is my view on christians:

Someone who is mad at the entire world.
Someone who hopes Jewish people were dead.
Someone who is a total piece of shit.
Someone who doesn't care for anything.
Someone that hates you by the way you look.
The kid who bullied you at school.
The person who votes down on this.
Someone who is a mean person in general.
Wow why does he have to be such a asshole? He's definitely christian.
by Hello1290 June 15, 2009
Someone who believes in a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever by symbolically eating his flesh and telepathically telling him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a forbidden tree in a lost garden guarded by angels
if 82% of America believes in this fairy tale as fact, we were doomed from the beginning



thanks Christians for being so blind
by sunclown66 December 19, 2008
A person who believes that Christ is their Savior. Most are kind and polite, but some are complete snobs about it. The latter gets extremely offended when someone has a difference of opinion religiously, but still go around saying everybody else is wrong and that they are going to hell for not having faith. Especially aggressive towards Atheists.
Atheist: I don't believe in God.
Christian 1: I do. That's cool, though.
Christian 2: You're an atheist? FUCK YOU! You're going to hell! Christians have to rule the world!!!11 We should kill all Atheists!!!!1!!
by Daourei October 07, 2008
Normal people, they believe in the teachings of Jesus and God. Like normal people they can be jerks or nice. Christians have been portrayed for the most part as a bunch of science-ignorant homophobics, and yes this is true for many people, it is not the case with every single Christian out there. Anywho, they're normal people, believe in a dead guy's teachings and like normal people screw up time to time.
Some examples of good deads from Christians are Alcoholics Anonymous, orphanages, charities, and hospitals. Some examples of them screwing up include the Spanish Conquisition, the Crusades, and the West-Boro Baptist Church.
by Guy Noir January 20, 2012
Originally people who followed the teachings of Christ and his message of peace and toleration and acceptance of everyone rich or poor, man or woman, or any race. Throughout history some have abused this religion for their own selfish needs, False Prophets lieing to Christians and saying something is God's will when in reality it's their own. In turn this has hurt the religion some and its lost some of its followers. True Chrisitians tolerate everyone and try to teach the gospel of Christ to anyone who wants to learn or follow it. They believe in the Holy Trinity, which consists of God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost being three things while at the same time being one. Sort of like a cube is a cube but at the same time its also squares and also lines put together. True Christians try to help out their fellow man any way possible. Weather that be in the form of donations, food problems, medical help, or just needing a friend.
Mary: "Hey you want to go to the soup kitchen today with me and the other Christians from our church?"

John: "Sure"
by Truespeaker August 15, 2011
A boy who is very charming and nice. He is also very cute no matter what. He can make you smile just by seeing his smile or one of the simplist of texts. He is a great friend and if you're lucky enough, you may get t have him as your boyfriend. Any girl who is lucky enough to have him shoud be thankful. He is amazing.
Woah! You're so lucky that Christian asked you out!
by madsexy. July 23, 2011
this is not a definition about the religion this is a guy i know

Christian- quiet, halarious, sincere, shy, cute, funny (doesn't mean the same thing as halarious), cares about you, tells you the truth, really nice
Christian is one of my best friends and he's amazing.
by Christine15 October 01, 2010

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