Those who practice the religion Christianity.

Sometimes reffering to a name of a person.

They can be found anywhere. They are very easily recognized by seeing if they carry these traits.

Narrow minded, homophobic, sexist and often found believing in imaginary friends.

Common beliefs of a Christian.

- homosexuality is wrong.

- that an imaginary supreme being called god loves them.
- Oh my gawd, Christian is moving schools!

- Oh god, that Christian preacher was annoying as hell.
by krnhsgw July 10, 2008
70% Self-Rightious
55% Facist
75% Idiotic
100% Arrogant
90% Sinners
85% Liars
100% Annoying
90% Hypocrtical
00.01% Nice, true beleivers, and followers of Christ's teachings.

100% Asshole.
(Witness asshole)Why hello there! I am going door to door, harassing other people with my idiotic beleifs, trying to convert you from what YOU think is right!, because Christianity is the only TRUE religioun!!!"

(Unbrainwashed Citizen)Why dont you piss off, and leave people alone, Arn't you guys rich enough, and what do you people need so many donations for, Just go ask god for some money! :-D, btw, You guys self-contradict 90% of what you consider sins, so, FUCK OFF :-> (Slams door)

(Later that day, the Jahova's Witness guy comes home, and after realizing nobody loves him, and his insane cult is dying out, because most of his fellow cultists are insane/murderers/hyopcrites, He took out a shot of Whisky, And decided to take his own life, with his 12. gauge break-down shotgun, he loaded a Slug Shell into the chamber, Put the gun into his mouth, so that the barrel pressed against the back of his throat, pulled the hammer back, and pulled the trigger, His brains were splattered all across his wall, His next door neighbor called 911, shortly after hearing the tremendous noise the shotgun caused, The police arrived shortly after, and began to investigate the scene, Nobody cared.

Also, Suicide is considered a sin in Christianity, so he went to hell, haha, stupid christians.
by William Batley July 11, 2006
Scums of the Earth that is the cause of most major artificial world problems. Consists of usually criminals, cowards, dumbasses, and rapists who wants to go to "Heaven" after being a dick all their life. Most intolerable cult that attacks, kills, and insults people who do not believe in their god. The reason why discrimination is so rampant. They attempt to create theocracies all over the world and crush all those who do not conform with their pathetic ideals.
Crusades, witch hunts, and Catholic and Protestant conflicts are some examples of how intolerant and apathetic Christians are.
by notAmerican August 04, 2005
Someone who can't answer the question "Why did God create Smallpox?", or, just rationalize it in some weird way in favour of their God.
Atheist Vs Christian debate

Christian: You're going to Hell!

Atheist: Okay that's nice but can you answer the question I've asked 9 times; Why did your God create Smallpox?

Christian: Disease is a result of Sin!

Atheist: So why would a merciful God punish millions of humans, many being babys, because some guy was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magical apple that your God put there in the first place? And that's just one of God's many creations that he made in his infinite wisdom.

Christian: Umm..Uhh... EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY..and..and.. YOU'RE A DIRTY COMMUNIST SOCIALIST NAZI GAY HOMO FAG FAG!

Atheist: *sigh*
by Niak34 October 03, 2010
Someone who beleives in the divinity of Jesus Christ and enjoys trying to force this beleif on others. If you belong to any other religion, they attempt to convert you with intimidation and insults.
Christian: Hey, want to come to church?

Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian

Christian: HEATHEN! DEVIL-SPAWN! DEMON! HERETIC! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU MUST CONVERT! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*
by cdsortapes October 14, 2007
A person who believes in a false hope because they can't accept that they are just going to die like all the rest of us and succumb to the black nothingness that is our unavoidable future as humans.

Truth.
That christian ass hole thinks he's up on a pedestal...

he's gonna be in the ground before me.

worm food bitches.

just like jesus.
by shadaisy mcjangles February 04, 2010
-A person lacking in common sense
-Filled with denial or ignorance
-see Down Syndrome
"Poor thing, I'm afraid he was tragically born a Christian..."
by Man_whore_OMG October 04, 2006

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