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A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems.

They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.

The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.
random normal person: Hi Jeff. :D
Christian: REPENT!!!!
random normal person: *calls 911*
by Shader95 November 03, 2010
 
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Someone who can't answer the question "Why did God create Smallpox?", or, just rationalize it in some weird way in favour of their God.
Atheist Vs Christian debate

Christian: You're going to Hell!

Atheist: Okay that's nice but can you answer the question I've asked 9 times; Why did your God create Smallpox?

Christian: Disease is a result of Sin!

Atheist: So why would a merciful God punish millions of humans, many being babys, because some guy was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magical apple that your God put there in the first place? And that's just one of God's many creations that he made in his infinite wisdom.

Christian: Umm..Uhh... EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY..and..and.. YOU'RE A DIRTY COMMUNIST SOCIALIST NAZI GAY HOMO FAG FAG!

Atheist: *sigh*
by Niak34 October 03, 2010
 
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one who has to believe in another man because they dont believe in themselves, a follower, a leader can think for themselves in making right judgement calls, they spread love through violence and kill those who oppose their ideas (just ask the native americans)
I am a christian so when I kill I am forgiven or have a problem I cant figure it out on my own so I will pray and receive an answer.
by Thee POD February 18, 2010
 
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Someone who beleives in the divinity of Jesus Christ and enjoys trying to force this beleif on others. If you belong to any other religion, they attempt to convert you with intimidation and insults.
Christian: Hey, want to come to church?

Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian

Christian: HEATHEN! DEVIL-SPAWN! DEMON! HERETIC! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU MUST CONVERT! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*
by cdsortapes October 14, 2007
 
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-A person lacking in common sense
-Filled with denial or ignorance
-see Down Syndrome
"Poor thing, I'm afraid he was tragically born a Christian..."
by Man_whore_OMG October 04, 2006
 
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This is my view on christians:

Someone who is mad at the entire world.
Someone who hopes Jewish people were dead.
Someone who is a total piece of shit.
Someone who doesn't care for anything.
Someone that hates you by the way you look.
The kid who bullied you at school.
The person who votes down on this.
Someone who is a mean person in general.
Wow why does he have to be such a asshole? He's definitely christian.
by Hello1290 June 15, 2009
 
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1. a number of well-intentioned people who believe in peace, a single omnibenevolent, omnipotent, and omniscient God, and humanity's potential. Such people are often met with derision from non-Christians, who hypocritically associate this form of Christian with definition 2 Christians.

2. a group of people noted for their bigotry, close-mindedness, and hypocrisy. Often noted for using their religion, recent atrocities inflicted by psychopaths, and other tangential references to justify whatever social, political, or economic agenda they favor, e.g. anti-homosexual and anti-video game. Most pretend to be of the other variety of Christian, though empirical data has shown that even the few that do actually believe in the tenants of the religion of Christianity rarely follow them, for whatever reason. Maybe they're jealous of the people they persecute (no, we won't give you a pre-release copy of Halo 4).
1. Mother Theresa's charity work should be a radiant beacon to which Christians and the rest of humanity should aspire.

2. Christian (possibly ex-) attorney Jack Thompson seeks the removal of violent video games from the market by insisting that any and all atrocities that have ever happened or will ever happen are the direct result of people playing too many violent video games. Also, he's stalking me...What? It's true, I swear!
by Galbrept, the Incompetent March 18, 2008