Those who practice the religion Christianity.

Sometimes reffering to a name of a person.

They can be found anywhere. They are very easily recognized by seeing if they carry these traits.

Narrow minded, homophobic, sexist and often found believing in imaginary friends.

Common beliefs of a Christian.

- homosexuality is wrong.

- that an imaginary supreme being called god loves them.
- Oh my gawd, Christian is moving schools!

- Oh god, that Christian preacher was annoying as hell.
by krnhsgw July 10, 2008
A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems.

They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.

The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.
random normal person: Hi Jeff. :D
Christian: REPENT!!!!
random normal person: *calls 911*
by Shader95 November 03, 2010
A deluded person who believes they deserve to suffer eternal torment save for a sadomasochistic and non sensical sacrifice by a mythical figure. This mytical figure (Jesus of Nazareth) is largely plagiarised from other cultures. His believers believe his book foretells his comming, but when actually read in context (eg Isaiah 7:14, Micah 5:2) it has nothing at all to do with him. They worship him as a risen zombie and ocassionally indulge in ritual cannabalism - some christian sub cults actually believe they are eating human flesh.

They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment
Noteable Christian examples include Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, Benito Mussolini, Pope Stephen VI, Tomas de Torquemada, Kent Hovind, Paul Jennings Hill, Robert Mugabwe, thr Yorkshire Ripper and antisemitist Martin Luther to name but a few of their finest
by Kend0 June 07, 2010
one who has to believe in another man because they dont believe in themselves, a follower, a leader can think for themselves in making right judgement calls, they spread love through violence and kill those who oppose their ideas (just ask the native americans)
I am a christian so when I kill I am forgiven or have a problem I cant figure it out on my own so I will pray and receive an answer.
by Thee POD February 18, 2010
1. a number of well-intentioned people who believe in peace, a single omnibenevolent, omnipotent, and omniscient God, and humanity's potential. Such people are often met with derision from non-Christians, who hypocritically associate this form of Christian with definition 2 Christians.

2. a group of people noted for their bigotry, close-mindedness, and hypocrisy. Often noted for using their religion, recent atrocities inflicted by psychopaths, and other tangential references to justify whatever social, political, or economic agenda they favor, e.g. anti-homosexual and anti-video game. Most pretend to be of the other variety of Christian, though empirical data has shown that even the few that do actually believe in the tenants of the religion of Christianity rarely follow them, for whatever reason. Maybe they're jealous of the people they persecute (no, we won't give you a pre-release copy of Halo 4).
1. Mother Theresa's charity work should be a radiant beacon to which Christians and the rest of humanity should aspire.

2. Christian (possibly ex-) attorney Jack Thompson seeks the removal of violent video games from the market by insisting that any and all atrocities that have ever happened or will ever happen are the direct result of people playing too many violent video games. Also, he's stalking me...What? It's true, I swear!
by Galbrept, the Incompetent March 18, 2008
Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.
I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...
by FUCK YOU!! May 19, 2007
Scums of the Earth that is the cause of most major artificial world problems. Consists of usually criminals, cowards, dumbasses, and rapists who wants to go to "Heaven" after being a dick all their life. Most intolerable cult that attacks, kills, and insults people who do not believe in their god. The reason why discrimination is so rampant. They attempt to create theocracies all over the world and crush all those who do not conform with their pathetic ideals.
Crusades, witch hunts, and Catholic and Protestant conflicts are some examples of how intolerant and apathetic Christians are.
by notAmerican August 04, 2005

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