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A person Who believes that God, came down to earth in the flesh, died on a cross, and saved the sins of many. past,present, and future. It is a relationship. Yes some Christians do wear signs and yell at people saying that they are going to hell. but most Christians are not that. Sadly though, they are painted by the brush of those who do yell and scream at people. (this is to all you people who do yell and scream at other people. put down the bull horn, shut up, and actually love people the way Jesus does. Don't go yelling and freaking people out!)and we do not force people to convert, we merely ask (and yes, sadly some shout) if we ask you to come to church, its like asking if you wanna go see a movie. Christians love people, they don't all hate.
guy #1 " do you want to come to church? were giving away $500 this Sunday."

you "sure, I'm not doing anything Sunday, just watching tv all day"

Being a Christian is actually fun, not a list of rules
by Darkends March 27, 2008
 
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Christianity:One of the most popular religions in western society. It is looked down on by many AND thought highly of by many too. Christianity wouldn't be as looked down upon by non-christians IF the ALL people IN the religion knew how to control what they say about other religions and such.
Radical christians and groups of christians are the absolute (sp?) worst of the worst and example see christian attack OR westboro baptist church.
Most are well mannered and won't be rude to people that don't share their beliefs BUT there are a good number that will preach and try to get you to convert.
The religion itself is based around the bible. Which for all we know could have been written by somebody on and acid trip.
If you think about it, it's much like satanism only the exact opposite. They both believe in a diety (sp?) that can't be proven exists, practice rituals like praying and chants and stuff. And they both have the symbols to represent (sp?) them (cross and INVERTED pentagram).
The limits of the christian people are endless and constantly added to. Seriously, they can't be listed there's too many!
Hardcore christian: OMGosh! you don't believe in god!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL YOU BAD PERSON WHO WORSHIPS MR. EVILPANTS!!!!
me myself and I: i don't believe in god because there isn't enough (sp?) evidence to prove he/she/whatever exists. i ALSO don't believe in SATAN NOT mr. evilpants or the devil because those aren't the real names for him/her/whatever for the same reasons.
hardcore christian: WHATEVER BURN IN HELL FAG.
by ms. randompants February 24, 2008
 
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-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio.
-Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.
-Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.
-Does not hesitate to hit females.
-Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him.
-Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm.
-Convicted bro-rapist
-Pizza bandit
-Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff
-Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school
-Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!"
-Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG
-Laughs like a emphazemic old woman
-Contemplates nestling his popped collars
-Currently half pops his collars
-Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop)
-Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework
-Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend
-Certified hallway roamer
Dude, when I was just sittin in my room doing my homework the other day, I smelt Christian's signature cologne seeping under my door and my ass cheeks accordingly clenched like a vice grip.
by Captain_Morgan September 24, 2007
 
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a very handsome man, who will always be by your side no matter what, faithful honest and responsible, in other words YOUR dream guy
He sounds like a christian
by {:-)-]--[ February 16, 2010
 
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Good looking guy both inside and out with a great personality. Fun to be around because he always makes you laugh...acts like a BIG KID!!! =P Sports loving fan. He is responsible and honest, faithful and loves children. Any girl would be lucky to be with him.
If you don't have a Christian, get one soon cause they go fast. Each sold seperatly shipping and handling not included...sometimes, ha ha ;)
by Princesa Leia May 04, 2010
 
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Believes there's a man in the sky... what more is there to say?
Christian: I'm a Christian

Non-christian: Dude... that sucks

Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think.

Non-christian: *sobs* I'm so sorry!
by copernicusmike September 06, 2007
 
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Someone who likes to convert or lecture others because they don't follow their religion, rather than minding their own business.
I am a devout Christian. You will burn in Hell for your Atheist views.

Doesn't the bible say *not* to judge others?
by The Rosie May 13, 2007