An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.
Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.
1. This Really nice kid that always Does what his mommy says
2. Has a Dark side so be where
3. Likes to Flirt with many people for his personal amusement
4. Over all he is pretty Nice and a well brought up kid
Ex. for # 2 and 3: WoW Don't Be like Christian
Ex. for #1 and 4: Hey maybe Christian and me should text some time....... if he is a good boy
Super creeper to the extreme. Especially in spanish class.
1. Doug was pulling a Christian the other day when he biked slowly by my house.
2. Huy pulled a Christian the other day by asking me if i was working while he was watching from outside the window.
3. Jeff: "What are you doing today?"
Jake: "Going boating on the lake with my family"
Jeff: "Oh I already knew, that, I saw that on Facebook."
Jake:"...Okay, have you turned into a Christian"
Either a tight ass little snitch or bitch or is Bad Ass rebel Mother Fucker, athletic usually good/great looking most likely ripped(ask him too show you). Likes too fuck and drink, smarter than he leads on and stylish makes friends easily also has a personality that is priceless in most cases but most of all loves too make people laugh often referred too as a funny guy or someone people look up too.
Most common example known to man is Christian Rossi
A Christian is a type of revolving magnetic hold-all used for the transportation of bees in certain parts of Belgrade and all British counties beginning with S. The first Christians were made of tiny metallic hooks which were mined by zebras and stitched together by drunken daleks in a big wobbly igloo on the moon. Christians have a relative density of three-and-a-bit and the atomic number twelvety.
Those triangular things behind you, with the handles and the wheels are Christians.
A person that has a relationship with God and is NOT afraid to show it. Chrisitanity is NOT a religion. The word "Christian" was made up for the followers of Jesus Christ. Anyone that follows Jesus whole-heartedly is a Christian. Some people think that it is a religion, but that is a common misunderstanding. Catholic is a religion, Baptist is a religion, Mormon(sp?) is a religion, etc.
People often relate Christians as judgmental hypocrites that bug everybody about God. This is also not true. A true Christian will NOT judge people, but offer to guide them and minister to them; like a mentor. We know that we are not perfect, but we have been fogiven by a God who is. We strive to be as much like Jesus as we can, but we know that we will not be just like him.
Most people think that they have to do certain things to get into Heaven; this is also not true. All you have to do for your name to be in the Book of Life is love God with all of you heart and follow the guidelines set in the Bible. Ministering to others is another thing that will help you get there. God wants us to spread his word and love.
Another thing that people think of when they think of Christianity is a Bible pusher. Everyone makes mistakes, so do NOT quote the Bible to me if you do not take the time to read it yourself. People often make fun of Christians because they are "super religious" this is not a nice thing. I am NOT in a religion...I am in a relationship.
The majority of Americans...
*sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in....
Christians are fucking jackasses for believing that they can dictate how minority groups in the USA should live their lives.