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person who is intelligent, therefore dislikes talking with others, especially those of lesser intelligence. He/She is usually a misanthropist, though does not show it, as to not hurt peoples feelings . This person does not accept criticism, and will deny that they are ever wrong. this person is tired of searching for the meaning of their name and only getting "follower of christ". They do not accept bullying or abuse towards females. A person named Christian Is a person Who Deems human life as un-needed and therefore accepts the act of murder completely logical. They are not racist, for they hate everyone equally. They are very sarcastic, even when times are tense. These people enjoy the type people who others would call jerks or butt-holes, and will befriend these people. People named christian love heavy metal, as well as classical music. christians do not have very many friends, but the ones they have are fairly close, and christians would do anything for their friends
Eric: see that kid over there?
jason: yes, his name is Christian, he is cool but he is crazy
Eric: not crazy, but he is funny, very funny
by AngelOfdDeath October 02, 2012

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-A person lacking in common sense
-Filled with denial or ignorance
-see Down Syndrome
"Poor thing, I'm afraid he was tragically born a Christian..."
by Man_whore_OMG October 04, 2006

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Someone who believes in mystic bullshit, and denies all science, despite the overwhelming amount of proof, and the lack of proof of god.

A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person.

Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict.

A bit of evidence to shed some light:

Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians.

They all get cancer.
So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness.

99 of them die.
1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god.
The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know.

Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own.

God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith".

Which is just really fucking stupid.

To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real.
Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do.

He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good.

The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven.

:o

Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does.

Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.
"Hello there. I'm Jesus! I'm a christian ! I love you! I'll forgive your sins if you believe in me! You can always count on me for help! I'm your friend!

But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks!

Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I've also got an amazing saying:
Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me! Jesus! The guy who damns his enemies to hell!

:D"

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Often used to describe a hot guy with cool hair. He can often be shy and easily embarrassed. Christian's have an underlying sacastic streak and are usually wicked funny. If you meet a Christian hold on to him he is good find.
Did you see that guy he was so Christian.
by Ann Nixon April 13, 2011

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A word that has been corrupted. There are very few real christians any more. Most "christians" are either EXTREAMLY judgemental, don't really care about God at all, and just use His name for their own reasons, or go to church on sundays, and bars on saturdays. A wise person once said that Christians are the people who send the most people to hell. Non-christians see "christians" andd say, these people suck. Christians DO suck. I believe in God, I worship Him, but I don't like calling myself a Christian. That word means nothing now.
Non-Christians: Hello, could you tell me about Christ?
Fake Christian: No way, you look like a hobo. Get away from me. COPS!!

Fake Christians (on sunday): Glory to God! We love you! Praise be your name!
Said Fake Christian (On friday): Whoo! Let's go get drunk guys!!

Fake Christian (In public): I love God, he's so wonderful. I love my kids, *gives money to hobo*
Said Fake Christian (at home, with family): Women! Make me a sandwich! (Women doesn't hear, fake christian hits her)

AND FINALLY!!

REAL Christian(Sunday-Saturday): I love God. He's wonderful. *Starts praying, then gives money to hobo*

Gosh. That took forever to type ;) bbuuuuttt thats america.
by Annoyed christian December 30, 2011

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This is my view on christians:

Someone who is mad at the entire world.
Someone who hopes Jewish people were dead.
Someone who is a total piece of shit.
Someone who doesn't care for anything.
Someone that hates you by the way you look.
The kid who bullied you at school.
The person who votes down on this.
Someone who is a mean person in general.
Wow why does he have to be such a asshole? He's definitely christian.
by Hello1290 June 15, 2009

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A guy that is kind, nice, sweet, caring, and funny. He is that one guy friend that you've been looking for ALL your life. He is the guy that you can talk to about ANYTHING, from personal things to usual events, and knowing that it'll stick to him. He's that one guy who you think would never exist. He can be quite annoying at times, when people just don't want him around, but without him there, your day would seem just...boring. He's also a great listener. He'll listen to what you have to talk or vent about in your life and try to do the best he can to help you out. He'll even understand what you're talking about due to the fact that he's been through really tough and hard times. His self-esteem is quite low, especially his confidence, making him that cute shy-guy. Whenever he would like a girl, he'd always be nervous around her, he couldn't even look at her. But, he goes to great lengths to do whatever he can to get her attention and to make a great impression on her. Heck, he would even buy you a thousand roses for her.
Sure he isn't the cutest or handsomest guy in the world, with the nicest body, or soft locks of hair, or those gleaming eyes, but his looks doesn't matter when his heart and personality is pure. You just cannot live without him. If he was gone, you'd know that you'd be heartbroken knowing that you can't meet up with him or see him and here his cheesy and corny jokes.
Friend 1: I just met a guy named Christian
Friend 2: Really? What's he like?
Friend 1: Well :) He's SUPER kind and funny! He's not that very attractive like those super models, but his heart is sooo pure. He's...sweet :).
Friend 2: Wow! He sounds like that guy who would never exist.
Friend 1: I know, but he's here, and I'm so happy that I met and became friends with him.
by fl1ppydud3 September 09, 2012

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A charming, caring, and perfect boy. He's the most attractive looking boy you've ever seen in your life. Being around him just makes you feel so complete and it feels like you two are alone in your own world. Any girl who has him in her life should consider herself very lucky - he's very hard to find. Just seeing his name on Facebook makes you go crazy. He's a total goofball. He's very smart, handsome, and more than likely the definition of 'perfect'. You want to be with him and only him, because no one can compare to how amazing he is.
Girl : You're Christian's girlfriend?
Christians Gf : Yes. (:
Girl : *She's definitely the luckiest girl in the world.*
by sdizzle March 22, 2012

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