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person who is intelligent, therefore dislikes talking with others, especially those of lesser intelligence. He/She is usually a misanthropist, though does not show it, as to not hurt peoples feelings . This person does not accept criticism, and will deny that they are ever wrong. this person is tired of searching for the meaning of their name and only getting "follower of christ". They do not accept bullying or abuse towards females. A person named Christian Is a person Who Deems human life as un-needed and therefore accepts the act of murder completely logical. They are not racist, for they hate everyone equally. They are very sarcastic, even when times are tense. These people enjoy the type people who others would call jerks or butt-holes, and will befriend these people. People named christian love heavy metal, as well as classical music. christians do not have very many friends, but the ones they have are fairly close, and christians would do anything for their friends
Eric: see that kid over there?
jason: yes, his name is Christian, he is cool but he is crazy
Eric: not crazy, but he is funny, very funny
by AngelOfdDeath October 02, 2012
 
36.
The majority of Americans.

*sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in...
That christian american was giving me shit because I said I didn't believe in his god.
by AsH~ November 16, 2008
 
37.
A person who follows the christian religion. see fundie.
The christians blocked all but a small portion of the street on sunday morning, meaning we had to drive an extra block and a half to get where we were going.
by anti-god34 December 14, 2010
 
38.
A person who believes a person named Jesus died because he claimed he was God, and supposedly came back to life by unexplained scientific means. Their religious text "The Bible" is divided into two parts, each one contradicts the other. They also share the first half of "The Bible" with the Jewish faith, however they disagree with most of it.

In some weird fashion, Christians identify their Deity (God) as three people in one, explained below.

Jesus- The son, God is somehow his child.
God- The father. Weird.
Ghost- The third part, which we really never hear about but plays a huge role in our "salvation".

Christians are usually identified by their social nature, their biblical teaching tells them to love on another and constantly spread the word of Christ (The Bible). Pretty much Christians are recognized because they are complete assholes, or pussies. Generally the kid who sits at lunch hall alone, and cries at break period. Be wary, if you associate with them they will probaby shove the word down your throat.
Christian: Hello, Good sir! I would like to share the word of Christ, who is also God and the Holy Ghost at the same time!
Person: .....What?

God: Jesus, I am your father's nephew's uncles brother's sister's brother's father's son.
Jesus: I know, for Christianity is the most clear text in the universe. I wrote it!

Parent: You must believe in Christ, or else we will disown you!
Child: But Mom.....!
Parents: Silence! You must be stoned to death for disobedience! (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
by Desperate Advisor October 31, 2010
 
39.
A believer in an imaginary, mythological and demonstrably foolish and insane religion which has brought more hatred, death, torture, pain, sadness and fear to the world than anything else except Islam.
Hey, look at that Christian over there, torturing someone.

My goodness, weren't most of the Nazis also Christians? I heard the commandant of Auschwitz was a 'good' Christian who attended church every Sunday.

Listen to that Christian televangelist asking the poor little old ladies who watch his show to send them their money so he can continue his lavish lifestyle and have sex with prostitutes.
by Jesus Izza Myth October 13, 2009
 
40.
a culture that thinks that they are ultimately right and think that their religion is the best because of all the dominant white people. they try to make everyoe believe in their religion and they think that everyone should follow thier dumb rules, which they themselves go against.
i am christian and if you dont believe my religion you are going to hell
by shaneeks June 26, 2010
 
41.
A deluded person who believes they deserve to suffer eternal torment save for a sadomasochistic and non sensical sacrifice by a mythical figure. This mytical figure (Jesus of Nazareth) is largely plagiarised from other cultures. His believers believe his book foretells his comming, but when actually read in context (eg Isaiah 7:14, Micah 5:2) it has nothing at all to do with him. They worship him as a risen zombie and ocassionally indulge in ritual cannabalism - some christian sub cults actually believe they are eating human flesh.

They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment
Noteable Christian examples include Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, Benito Mussolini, Pope Stephen VI, Tomas de Torquemada, Kent Hovind, Paul Jennings Hill, Robert Mugabwe, thr Yorkshire Ripper and antisemitist Martin Luther to name but a few of their finest
by Kend0 June 07, 2010
 
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A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems.

They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.

The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.
random normal person: Hi Jeff. :D
Christian: REPENT!!!!
random normal person: *calls 911*
by Shader95 November 03, 2010