person who is intelligent, therefore dislikes talking with others, especially those of lesser intelligence. He/She is usually a misanthropist, though does not show it, as to not hurt peoples feelings . This person does not accept criticism, and will deny that they are ever wrong. this person is tired of searching for the meaning of their name and only getting "follower of christ". They do not accept bullying or abuse towards females. A person named Christian Is a person Who Deems human life as un-needed and therefore accepts the act of murder completely logical. They are not racist, for they hate everyone equally. They are very sarcastic, even when times are tense. These people enjoy the type people who others would call jerks or butt-holes, and will befriend these people. People named christian love heavy metal, as well as classical music. christians do not have very many friends, but the ones they have are fairly close, and christians would do anything for their friends
Eric: see that kid over there?
jason: yes, his name is Christian, he is cool but he is crazy
Eric: not crazy, but he is funny, very funny
by AngelOfdDeath October 02, 2012
A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems.

They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.

The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.
random normal person: Hi Jeff. :D
Christian: REPENT!!!!
random normal person: *calls 911*
by Shader95 November 03, 2010
Someone who can't answer the question "Why did God create Smallpox?", or, just rationalize it in some weird way in favour of their God.
Atheist Vs Christian debate

Christian: You're going to Hell!

Atheist: Okay that's nice but can you answer the question I've asked 9 times; Why did your God create Smallpox?

Christian: Disease is a result of Sin!

Atheist: So why would a merciful God punish millions of humans, many being babys, because some guy was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magical apple that your God put there in the first place? And that's just one of God's many creations that he made in his infinite wisdom.


Atheist: *sigh*
by Niak34 October 03, 2010
A deluded person who believes they deserve to suffer eternal torment save for a sadomasochistic and non sensical sacrifice by a mythical figure. This mytical figure (Jesus of Nazareth) is largely plagiarised from other cultures. His believers believe his book foretells his comming, but when actually read in context (eg Isaiah 7:14, Micah 5:2) it has nothing at all to do with him. They worship him as a risen zombie and ocassionally indulge in ritual cannabalism - some christian sub cults actually believe they are eating human flesh.

They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment
Noteable Christian examples include Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, Benito Mussolini, Pope Stephen VI, Tomas de Torquemada, Kent Hovind, Paul Jennings Hill, Robert Mugabwe, thr Yorkshire Ripper and antisemitist Martin Luther to name but a few of their finest
by Kend0 June 07, 2010
-A person lacking in common sense
-Filled with denial or ignorance
-see Down Syndrome
"Poor thing, I'm afraid he was tragically born a Christian..."
by Man_whore_OMG October 04, 2006
a culture that thinks that they are ultimately right and think that their religion is the best because of all the dominant white people. they try to make everyoe believe in their religion and they think that everyone should follow thier dumb rules, which they themselves go against.
i am christian and if you dont believe my religion you are going to hell
by shaneeks June 26, 2010
A person who believes in a false hope because they can't accept that they are just going to die like all the rest of us and succumb to the black nothingness that is our unavoidable future as humans.

That christian ass hole thinks he's up on a pedestal...

he's gonna be in the ground before me.

worm food bitches.

just like jesus.
by shadaisy mcjangles February 04, 2010
Someone who believes in mystic bullshit, and denies all science, despite the overwhelming amount of proof, and the lack of proof of god.

A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person.

Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict.

A bit of evidence to shed some light:

Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians.

They all get cancer.
So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness.

99 of them die.
1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god.
The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know.

Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own.

God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith".

Which is just really fucking stupid.

To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real.
Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do.

He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good.

The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven.


Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does.

Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.
"Hello there. I'm Jesus! I'm a christian ! I love you! I'll forgive your sins if you believe in me! You can always count on me for help! I'm your friend!

But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks!

Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I've also got an amazing saying:
Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me! Jesus! The guy who damns his enemies to hell!


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