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69.
person who is intelligent, therefore dislikes talking with others, especially those of lesser intelligence. He/She is usually a misanthropist, though does not show it, as to not hurt peoples feelings . This person does not accept criticism, and will deny that they are ever wrong. this person is tired of searching for the meaning of their name and only getting "follower of christ". They do not accept bullying or abuse towards females. A person named Christian Is a person Who Deems human life as un-needed and therefore accepts the act of murder completely logical. They are not racist, for they hate everyone equally. They are very sarcastic, even when times are tense. These people enjoy the type people who others would call jerks or butt-holes, and will befriend these people. People named christian love heavy metal, as well as classical music. christians do not have very many friends, but the ones they have are fairly close, and christians would do anything for their friends
Eric: see that kid over there?
jason: yes, his name is Christian, he is cool but he is crazy
Eric: not crazy, but he is funny, very funny
by AngelOfdDeath October 02, 2012
 
29.
a lot of people have been hurt by Christians who are not following the message of Jesus. take, for example, Westboro Baptist church in Kansas that is saying "God hates gays."
FALSE! God Loves every single one of us! in the Holy Bible it says that God loves us so much he sent his only son(John 3:16), Jesus Christ, to die which he did while we were still sinners (Romans 5:8). This point is what most Christians mis-convey, people don't need to be perfect to be saved because only one man could do that, but God loves us for who we are!
For those of you who still think God hates gays-- the Bible says that you will therefore be judged more harshly. (Matthew 7:1)

so, please dont let a couple of mislead Christians keep you from having a personal relationship with God
by Christ_Follower March 20, 2011
 
30.
Someone who believes in mystic bullshit, and denies all science, despite the overwhelming amount of proof, and the lack of proof of god.

A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person.

Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict.

A bit of evidence to shed some light:

Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians.

They all get cancer.
So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness.

99 of them die.
1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god.
The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know.

Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own.

God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith".

Which is just really fucking stupid.

To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real.
Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do.

He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good.

The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven.

:o

Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does.

Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.
"Hello there. I'm Jesus! I'm a christian ! I love you! I'll forgive your sins if you believe in me! You can always count on me for help! I'm your friend!

But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks!

Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I've also got an amazing saying:
Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me! Jesus! The guy who damns his enemies to hell!

:D"
 
31.
Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.
I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...
by FUCK YOU!! May 19, 2007
 
32.
70% Self-Rightious
55% Facist
75% Idiotic
100% Arrogant
90% Sinners
85% Liars
100% Annoying
90% Hypocrtical
00.01% Nice, true beleivers, and followers of Christ's teachings.

100% Asshole.
(Witness asshole)Why hello there! I am going door to door, harassing other people with my idiotic beleifs, trying to convert you from what YOU think is right!, because Christianity is the only TRUE religioun!!!"

(Unbrainwashed Citizen)Why dont you piss off, and leave people alone, Arn't you guys rich enough, and what do you people need so many donations for, Just go ask god for some money! :-D, btw, You guys self-contradict 90% of what you consider sins, so, FUCK OFF :-> (Slams door)

(Later that day, the Jahova's Witness guy comes home, and after realizing nobody loves him, and his insane cult is dying out, because most of his fellow cultists are insane/murderers/hyopcrites, He took out a shot of Whisky, And decided to take his own life, with his 12. gauge break-down shotgun, he loaded a Slug Shell into the chamber, Put the gun into his mouth, so that the barrel pressed against the back of his throat, pulled the hammer back, and pulled the trigger, His brains were splattered all across his wall, His next door neighbor called 911, shortly after hearing the tremendous noise the shotgun caused, The police arrived shortly after, and began to investigate the scene, Nobody cared.

Also, Suicide is considered a sin in Christianity, so he went to hell, haha, stupid christians.
by William Batley July 11, 2006
 
33.
n. A Christian is someone who believes an omnipresent omnibenevolent deity exists who understands and comprehends everything in all of it's intricacies, no matter how small or mundane. Perhaps more miraculous than the being itself is the unwavering denial, even in the wake of 9/11, and Slavery, and the Holocaust, and the child sex rings in Cambodia, and the dark ages, and the use of an atomic bomb...twice...on civilians.
"Police say a Forrest City, Arkansas man has been charged with raping his 8 day-old baby."

Child: Mom why did the man hurt the baby?

Mother: Well sweety, the baby simply didn't pray hard enough, if the baby had been a good christian and taken notes, not only would it have avoided rape, but would be rich and peeing on underage girls like that upstanding R. Kelly fellow. That man can pray, and it shows! *sigh* It's good to know that there's a force of perfect good keeping everything in balance
by Ignorancekills August 24, 2009
 
34.
One who believes in a being who stands behind a wall no one can see through, and decides whether or not to torture you forever based on if you can guess what color shirt he is wearing.
A Christian will assure you that hell is a justifiable punishment for sin, without realizing that arbitrary blind faith is the reason their god actually decides whether or not to send you there.
by Josh V January 14, 2009
 
35.
One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.
George W Bush is a Christian. Enough said.
by Urban Dictionary September 13, 2007