person who is intelligent, therefore dislikes talking with others, especially those of lesser intelligence. He/She is usually a misanthropist, though does not show it, as to not hurt peoples feelings . This person does not accept criticism, and will deny that they are ever wrong. this person is tired of searching for the meaning of their name and only getting "follower of christ". They do not accept bullying or abuse towards females. A person named Christian Is a person Who Deems human life as un-needed and therefore accepts the act of murder completely logical. They are not racist, for they hate everyone equally. They are very sarcastic, even when times are tense. These people enjoy the type people who others would call jerks or butt-holes, and will befriend these people. People named christian love heavy metal, as well as classical music. christians do not have very many friends, but the ones they have are fairly close, and christians would do anything for their friends
Eric: see that kid over there?
jason: yes, his name is Christian, he is cool but he is crazy
Eric: not crazy, but he is funny, very funny
by AngelOfdDeath October 02, 2012
Arrogant, rarely educated snob from the bible belt, who often attempts to press his/her beliefs, which in his case are usually sexist in the extreme. it is not uncommon to see christian males wearing bedsheets and bombing abortion clinics.
5 christians were convicted of bombing an aids clinic, killing 7
by ha ha dumb christians November 05, 2011
Christian is a guy who is exceptionally slow. He has the most amazing blue eyes you've ever seen. He can be extremely sweet when he wants to be, but he also has a very loud and obnoxious personality. He's not a fighter by nature, but he wont back down if someone pisses him off. He always know how to put a smile on your face, no matter what mood your in. He's a bit of a perv, but it's one of the things you'll love most about him. He's a pretty short guy, but his handsome face will make up for the lost height. He has a beautiful smile, sported with braces that he's had since he was a middle schooler. He'll alway be there for you. He's not good with relationships, but he'll be the best friend you'll ever have if you let him. He'll pop into your life unexpectantly , but you can't get rid of him once you meet him. Not that you'd want too any ways.

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Christian is amazing.
by Brown eyed girl. August 19, 2011
One who is kind unless you get on his bad side then he is a raging bull. Acts just like his father which isnt always a good thing and is as cheap as they come, but doesnt mind taking money from others. Almost always forgets the things you do for him but will ALWAYS remind you of every single thing he has done for you, which is a rare thing indeed. Will put his girl first only if he isnt busy talking about trucks or his beloved snap on tools. Will almost never text back but has plenty of time to browse criagslist for hours. Is always right and never wrong. Ha yeah right. Will make you feel like his one and only at the beginning but sad to say give it a few years and you will feel like NOTHING compared to his tools, craiglist and his porn.
Where is Christian? Oh he's outside in his truck on criagslist, give him a few hours he will be in.
by poppyseedjr February 12, 2014
A delusional bigot who believes a magical sky fairy will take all their problems away. Well guess what. He won't. Life is meaningless. Fuck you.
Hey, I'm a deluded christian moron, I believe in a cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father and son and will come back to life to 'save' us from nothing. I have the mental capacity of a delusional two-year-old who still believes in santa. WHOOOPEEEE DOOO! GOD BLESS GOD AND JESUS!
by Trollbeast November 26, 2013
Christian is usually a very attractive guy with a great sense of humor. He is usually very sweet but other times he can bE A HORNY ASS SHIT HEAD WHO CHOOSES FAVORITES AND TRIES TO ACT COOL EVEN THOUGH HE IS ACTUALLY A BIGGER WHITE GIRL THAN ACACIA BRINLEY.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate him so much! He keeps picking the nasty girls..
Girl 2: I know!! That's because he's Christian which mEANS HE'S A LIL SHIT.
by s w e g December 27, 2013
A bunch of close eyed, clasped hands, hat wearing bastards who can't take anything else seriously and get really offended when a media object pokes fun at their religion.
Disgaea and various other games and movies have been berated by Christians.
by Akulakhan February 19, 2012
A person that gets alot of pussy and he loves to get with hot girls
He got with that girl and her sister
Christian got with her and her sister
by Candalstick May 24, 2011
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