The only folk in the world that can discriminate and insult people other than themselves without being charged. Christians want their belief to be respected, but usually get very cross with non-christian people thinking the same way. They also believe that they are predestined for a better world thanks to their never-wavering faith in Gawd, and agree that all other people are simply inferior.

See also: muslims, jews.
"Hey, have you read The Da Vinci Code lately?"
"Die a painful death, you foul-mouthed atheist, priest of evil theories, for there is only one Book mankind should read! Dan Brown should burn in the seventh circle of Hell for his companionship with Satan!"
"So you didn't?"
by nvdw June 23, 2005
The majority of Americans.

*sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in...
That christian american was giving me shit because I said I didn't believe in his god.
by AsH~ November 16, 2008
One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.
George W Bush is a Christian. Enough said.
by Urban Dictionary September 13, 2007
Someone who follows Christianity. Christianity is a very dangerous ancient religions cult that believes that an invisible fairy man who lives in the sky created everything. They are know for killing anyone that tries to reason with them and tell them they are batshit crazy. See George Bush.
I sure hope the rapture comes soon; I want that Christian's Porsche 911 SC.

Help! Christians are stealing my country!

Christian? No, I have a brain.
by ArtieLange'sRottenLiver November 08, 2007
a group of brain-washed people who worship jesus christ, and spread their propaganda of beliefs through media of all sorts, including television (jesus channels), radio;music (jesus rock, gospel, ect.), books (the bible), ect, and say that if you don't agree with their beliefs, you will go to hell.
"Hey Bill."
"Yeah Jim?"
"Lets watch that awesome gameshow, Praise the Lord, on the Jesus Channel."
"Excellent idea...those crazy Christians..."
by bob89 June 18, 2005
A person who follows the christian religion. see fundie.
The christians blocked all but a small portion of the street on sunday morning, meaning we had to drive an extra block and a half to get where we were going.
by anti-god34 December 14, 2010
Those who practice the religion Christianity.

Sometimes reffering to a name of a person.

They can be found anywhere. They are very easily recognized by seeing if they carry these traits.

Narrow minded, homophobic, sexist and often found believing in imaginary friends.

Common beliefs of a Christian.

- homosexuality is wrong.

- that an imaginary supreme being called god loves them.
- Oh my gawd, Christian is moving schools!

- Oh god, that Christian preacher was annoying as hell.
by krnhsgw July 10, 2008
A massive ammount of ignorant people who follow a belif passed down from their parents for multiple generations. The common christian belif is that there is a man in the sky who controls everything on Earth. They take everything written in a 2000 year old story book as fact and live their lives by it.
Most christians are too stupid to know why they are christians in the first place.
by DeCeP7ioN May 18, 2005

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