The only folk in the world that can discriminate and insult people other than themselves without being charged. Christians want their belief to be respected, but usually get very cross with non-christian people thinking the same way. They also believe that they are predestined for a better world thanks to their never-wavering faith in Gawd, and agree that all other people are simply inferior.

See also: muslims, jews.
"Hey, have you read The Da Vinci Code lately?"
"Die a painful death, you foul-mouthed atheist, priest of evil theories, for there is only one Book mankind should read! Dan Brown should burn in the seventh circle of Hell for his companionship with Satan!"
"So you didn't?"
by nvdw June 23, 2005
The guy I fell in love with. I'm too young to say this, but I know when I'm old and prune-like, I'll never regret loving him. It may be my hormones talking; but I love my hormones, and I always will :]
Christian is a perfectionist, a "pedophile," or so he claims (because he has many self-given names); okay, he's not a pedophile, he just says he is. He's actually only 17, but anyways ... He can be insightful, but then again, he can be negative, or what he says, "I'm not negative. I'm positive .. in a dark way."
He's insanely adorable with his phrases, and when you're near him, you will start to shake and incessantly babble on about the Odyssey. That's how great he is.

Many people will look at you funny when you point out who he is, but you won't care.

And whenever you pass by him (and this is probably only if he's secretly in love with you too), he can't help but look. This also goes for when you're in the same room, but you're not sitting at the same table.
He's insanely funny and has many comebacks. He's been through many things, which you can't help but feel sorry for him.
When you're talking to him online, he'll occasionally have one-worded answers, because, after all, he's a guy, but most of the time, he's truthful as to what he's feeling.
Christian is also intelligent.

Ultimately, he's what every girl (or so I think) wants.
Christian walks out of the room.
Friend: Who was that?
Me: That was Christian, the guy that I love.
by perfectionismsucks June 28, 2011
n. A Christian is someone who believes an omnipresent omnibenevolent deity exists who understands and comprehends everything in all of it's intricacies, no matter how small or mundane. Perhaps more miraculous than the being itself is the unwavering denial, even in the wake of 9/11, and Slavery, and the Holocaust, and the child sex rings in Cambodia, and the dark ages, and the use of an atomic bomb...twice...on civilians.
"Police say a Forrest City, Arkansas man has been charged with raping his 8 day-old baby."

Child: Mom why did the man hurt the baby?

Mother: Well sweety, the baby simply didn't pray hard enough, if the baby had been a good christian and taken notes, not only would it have avoided rape, but would be rich and peeing on underage girls like that upstanding R. Kelly fellow. That man can pray, and it shows! *sigh* It's good to know that there's a force of perfect good keeping everything in balance
by Ignorancekills August 24, 2009
People who use a religion called "Christianity" to cover up one or more personal weaknesses/flaws. Christians are often associated with racism, homophobia, and child molestation.
by Bad_Religion March 31, 2005
A group of people who follow an outdated cult that serves no purpose in the modern day other than to hold humanity back from scientific progress.
Person 1: So your telling me that with a few more years of funding for stem-cell research, we could have cured Alzheimer's Disease by now?!

Person 2: Yeah...fucking christians man.
by Cuddleskunk July 22, 2011
One who believes in a being who stands behind a wall no one can see through, and decides whether or not to torture you forever based on if you can guess what color shirt he is wearing.
A Christian will assure you that hell is a justifiable punishment for sin, without realizing that arbitrary blind faith is the reason their god actually decides whether or not to send you there.
by Josh V January 14, 2009
The majority of Americans.

*sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in...
That christian american was giving me shit because I said I didn't believe in his god.
by AsH~ November 16, 2008
People who continue to try to convert and annoy anyone who is not christian. Whenever you are at the beach or the mall some asshole will come up to you with a bible in one hand and cross in the other and tell you how you are wrong for not following christianity. The funny thing is that they are passing judgment on you! Which is a sin by their standards!
"You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things."

-Romans 2:1

Now explain that, you fucking hypocritical bastards! christians are ridiculous.
by Jesse Forristal July 10, 2008

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