2. The opposite of real logic
Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!
2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.
Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.
3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!
Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.