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did you see the ounce that guy had in his pocket .. christ.
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Christ, origins and meaning: Ancient Greek word Cristros/Xristos has it's roots in Ancient India commonearing nomanclature from a word that Alexander the Great and friends got from the Ancient Hindu word Krishna, meaning: he who has all the potencies, all attractive one, fully realised or enlightened or beyond in all senses spiritual and physical.

Often a misquoted, misunderstood and misused word, Christ does no appear in the original four gospels, pre Roman Emporer Theodosius, the Gospels of Judas, Thomas, James, & Mary, Jesus would never have been reffered to as Christ or Jesus, his name was Yawehsoah, or simply put in Roman English Translitteration: Son Of Yaweh, or son of God. Soah: Son Of(any word set before soah), Yaweh: God, Hebrew for God, or allmighty.

So in the actual lifetime of "Christ/Jesus" you would have actually called him Yawehsoah, or if you were on the informal basis, and personally knew him one on one, you might call Him Jesus(son of Joseph)but his real title would have been Jehova or Jawehsoah/Yawehsoah not Christ/Xristos. This word was not used commonly to reffer to the so-called Christ Jesus, until years after his death, and this first refference to a Christ was made by a Greek, Paul of Tarsus(sp?). Not by J.C.'s comtemporaries, friends, peers, or family.
Jesus H. Christ it is hot in here.

Pray to Lord Jesus, and all will be forgiven.

You will be sorry when the Fire Hewn Sword of the second coming of Christ is splayed apon your sinner brow.
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A religious icon created from Christianity. Christ was a cruel and malevolent man but most people don't know that.
Christ said in Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Christ means "messiah" and is the title of Jesus who was called Jesus the Christ. Contrary to the uneducated ignorant irrational atheist nut jobs: Christ only ever preached love, peace and tolerance even for hate-spewing people like the atheists. Jesus Christ also has extra-biblical evidence from historians such as Tacitus, Josephus, Pliny the Younger, Lucian and many other historians of the first century. These men (some being pagans) would know far more of this time than the atheists who attempt to dismiss Christ as a myth claiming to know the first century better than these historians who lived in it and wrote about Jesus only decades after his crucifixion when Christianity began rising.
Christ, Jesus. The man every atheist hates because he taught love, forgiveness, tolerance, compassion and empathy which is everything an atheist lacks.
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The word Christ was NOT Jesus' last name, but a title given to him by his disciples.
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Means a nice handsome guy who is smart and athletic. . . . . . . respectful and loving ..... girls think he's sexy these days, he will never let you down.
OMG is that Christ, damn he's the one for me.
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