Verb- To beat someone almost to death. So bad in fact, that it would be possible for the area's district attorney to possibly file attempted murder charges against you. Also possible for sexual assault, but usually the humiliation from the beating alone would be just as bad as said sexual assault.
After getting fired, I wanted to Chris-Brown my manager, Brihanna.
Function: verb. TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT, BEAT, BATTER OR INFLICT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE UPON YOUR SPOUSE, OR LOVED ONE,
HE CHRIS-BROWNED ME. FOR SHORT: I HAVE BEEN CB'D.