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(v) To beat someone, esp. a woman
Man, she made you spill pop on yourself? I'd totally Chris Brown her.
by Wynterkiss April 07, 2009
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(v) To smack a bitch up for various reasons.
Did you see Lindsey? Her boyfriend totally chris browned her.
by mitchell_h February 21, 2009
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To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.
Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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To beat a woman to the point that she is bruised and bleeding.
Sandy, if you don't stop i'm going to chris brown you later tonight, you just wait and see.
by Sleepypandabear March 06, 2009
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To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.
Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face
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Ah, this a new phrase that has derived from this young R&B singer Chris Brown. His name now is known for beating women after assaulting his girlfriend. So, 'Chris Brown' is now being used as a warning before prior slapping/ass-whooping/ drop-kicking (Whatever you want to call it).
"Bitch don't make me 'Chris Brown' ya ass"
by amiablemichelle March 03, 2009
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To beat a woman up. Using various methods is allowed. Slapping, Hitting, Biting, and Punching.
I'm about to go Chris Brown on her face if she doesn't start listening to me.
by Chris Browns Hand February 21, 2009
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