A boy with a small penis. He wrestles just to get a feel on other guys. He is a lifeguard so he can show off his "chocolate chip" nipples.
Did you see that Chris over there? He'll never get any poon with that little dick.
by Jobelle January 01, 2008
A women beater. i.e: chris brown
guy 1:OMG! he beat up his girlfriend
guy 2: what a chris
by Pendoo34 March 15, 2009
A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini
You're gunna be such a chris when you're older
by TheSteak November 10, 2008
HIS NAME IS CHRIS
HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED
ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS

CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS
ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS
IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK
DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK

HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND
IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END
THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS
THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT

HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR
SO BEWARE
IT MAY STINK A BIT
HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT

CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN
DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE?
HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER
WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER

HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS
HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN
HIS DICK IS SO SMALL

HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS

OUR STORY IS COMING AN END
JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND
NEVER TALK TO CHRIS
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS
I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE
HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
LOL CHRIS IS A FAG!
by Cupcaek Zombie January 29, 2010
A chris is someone whos a bitch
Hey hey what do you look like a hoe hell no you sit in the chris.
by tricell March 18, 2009
A person with extremely scaly and bumpy skin, makes jokes about halo and Call of Duty 4, and is obsessed with one girl
OMG! Is that a lizard!? Oh, wait, its just Chris
by ram123 March 18, 2009
An annoying person often described as half human half rat, known to have small penises and gay hair. Wanders the sewers mating with other vermin.
Johnny: "What the fuck is that in my room, is that a rat?"

Mike: "That's just a Chris"
by fagchops January 05, 2010

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