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an awkward guy who always wears sunglasses, and flails all over the place. looks ridiculous when playing frisbee in his high socks. he somersaults and leaps for the frisbee and lands of fillipino children named guppy after hopping a fence in his hot turqoise shirt with all his grace. however, he is the funniest person ever and everyone needs to play frisbee with him. ur life will b all the better. YAY CHRIS!! ROCK THOSE SUNGLASSES!!!!
chris jumped to get the frisbee, but accidentally injured a young foreign child.

whoa, what a chris!!!
by fitzyforever July 05, 2010

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Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.
Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger.

Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.

Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
by Xavier Judos July 05, 2011

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a man who is totally do-able!
christy: woah did you see that guy tonight?
phoebe: yeah he's such a chris! what a root...
by c.a.s.p.er January 31, 2008

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Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 February 17, 2012

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187
A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.
Girl:Fuck off.
Chris:haha funny joke!
by loltrain69 August 29, 2011

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The most amazing woman in the world, fabulous in her own very unique way. You have to love her, she has beauty and sheer talent. She is also very loving and passionate, the best person to love, were love will be retuned as well from her strong and loving heart.
I'm so glad my best friend is a Chris.
by Aryn Mahree May 21, 2011

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The blackest kid in the city.
Man, that kid is so black he is almost a Chris.
by iPodularDevice December 07, 2010

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